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I love boneless wings :3

submitted 12 days ago • 98 comments

submitted 30 days ago • 98 comments

We need more music where the singer says "take 'em for a walk, Artie" and then a guy with a clarinet just goes nuts for like 8 minutes

submitted 116 days ago • 134 comments

This one I'm experiencing now is called "BECOMING THE MOTHERFUCKING JOKER"

submitted 171 days ago • 93 comments

i need to be imprisoned in a sci-fi jail carved out of the middle of an asteroid every day after lunch so i don't go find and eat another lunch

submitted 674 days ago • 3 comments

Thrown out an airlock because I refuse to shut up about how “cute” the earth looks from space.

submitted 395 days ago • 2 comments

Knock . . . . . . there? Sappho Sappho . . . [ ]

submitted 394 days ago • 1 comment

very upset she is not allowed to help with puzzle

submitted 397 days ago • 21 comments

tried drawing a dragon from memory

submitted 397 days ago • 130 comments

Boy, did I have a day. It lasted many hours and was full of events. Words were uttered. I drove an automobile. You don't even know.

submitted 441 days ago • 2 comments

My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them? Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord

submitted 462 days ago • 16 comments

everyone's parents: You will get more conservative as you age me at 43: Children Should Be Allowed To Vote Monthly On Which Congressperson To Leave Upside Down At The Gas Station

submitted 538 days ago • 74 comments

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