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I love boneless wings :3

We need more music where the singer says "take 'em for a walk, Artie" and then a guy with a clarinet just goes nuts for like 8 minutes

This one I'm experiencing now is called "BECOMING THE MOTHERFUCKING JOKER"

i need to be imprisoned in a sci-fi jail carved out of the middle of an asteroid every day after lunch so i don't go find and eat another lunch

Thrown out an airlock because I refuse to shut up about how “cute” the earth looks from space.

Knock . . . . . . there? Sappho Sappho . . . [ ]

very upset she is not allowed to help with puzzle

tried drawing a dragon from memory

Boy, did I have a day. It lasted many hours and was full of events. Words were uttered. I drove an automobile. You don't even know.

My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them? Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord

everyone's parents: You will get more conservative as you age me at 43: Children Should Be Allowed To Vote Monthly On Which Congressperson To Leave Upside Down At The Gas Station