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Please share your favorite Zohran crash outs here. Thank you in advance.

submitted 7 hours ago • 53 comments

pouring milk into water: psychotic, unhinged, repulsive pouring milk into water that's been boiled and either allowed to seep through burnt, crushed beans OR mingle with dried leaves, herbs, and/or fruit: fantastic, sensational, scrumptious

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

hop out the whip with the hippo piece- you know I keep that mf on me

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Good. Now the days will start getting shorter again, and I can have my 6pm darkness back.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Tasha's Hideous Handjob

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

If random men in masks claiming to be ICE agents try to grab me, and they’re not really ICE, I have the legal right to defend myself against them, yes? And if they are ICE, I don’t? So how am I supposed to tell the difference? I’m supposed to give my masked kidnappers the benefit of the doubt??

submitted 7 days ago • 206 comments

MASSIVE good news for trans people in the United States. A federal judge has just granted class action status to transgender people looking to update their passports. This means that very shorty, the window will open to update your passports with the correct gender marker.

submitted 7 days ago • 55 comments

it's all fun and games until the "charitable" arrangement turns transactional because "you owe us!"

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

tHeY'rE oNlY foLlOwIng OrdErS 🤪

submitted 15 days ago • 3 comments

"tHiS iSn'T wHaT i VoTeD fOr!!!!!" damn, if only there was some way of knowing he'd pull this shit! like maybe some kind of previous four-year period of increasing hostility, or maybe an incredibly detailed 900 page document we could reference? he really pulled the wool over our eyes!

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

This is the only meme you need.

submitted 17 days ago • 30 comments

Reminder that this country had an insurrection on Jan 6 and Trump refused to send in the National Guard.

submitted 17 days ago • 28 comments

not to out myself too harshly here, but... if you're on dating apps, and set your vaccination status as "rather not say"...? we all know the actual answer. you'd probably be better off just lying, at that point.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Every person on Bluesky should know: * Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever * Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies * Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured * Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic www.404media.co/the-200-site...

submitted 100 days ago • 1180 comments

What's going on in LA should be a real wakeup call for folks who don't already know that a fully liberal government can still wind up a police state and without some major change to the way we talk about the militarization of policing, nothing will get better

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Earlier today ICE agents hit someone with a car and tear gassed a neighborhood, sparking several fires and disrupting businesses. Immigrants, by contrast, did not.

submitted 17 days ago • 101 comments

kind of just endlessly sad and grieving that there are so few voices in the public sphere making the basic principled argument that immigration is an affirmative good in every way and the best way for this country to serve humanity is to welcome people who want or need to leave their homes

submitted 17 days ago • 102 comments

If you happen to know any of these ICE, Fascist gestapo fucks, then out them: Make sure everyone in their families and communities knows who they are and what they're doing. Make it impossible for them to so much as step outside in their local communities without being spat at.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

LET THE IMPLOSION BEGIN!

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

submitted 19 days ago • 532 comments

So like did they forget about this or what

submitted 20 days ago • 22 comments

"A person's favorite sound is their own name." WRONG. SEISMIC CHARGE.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

"how do I say 'croissant' in French?"

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

"She stretchin my Misny til I make her pay" @midtiergaming.net

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Remember to always wear a Gundam. It's dangerous to have unprotected mechs!

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Oh hey look, a report button :) Let's tell 'em how we feel about this AI slop garbage. Just go into the app directory and search for the app, then click the 3 dots and it will take you to a report page where you can tell why this shit shouldn't be allowed. We should be loud about this.

submitted 36 days ago • 8 comments

4 new words added to the script. I want my lawyer. Every day is shut the fuck up Friday

submitted 39 days ago • 400 comments

WISH I COULD STOP DREAMING ABOUT PEOPLE WHO USED TO BE IMPORTANT TO ME!!!

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

Dude chose owning the libs over owning his business. Trump voters are the smartest voters.

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

May today be a day you make a friend laugh with a well timed joke that hits the exact right way.

submitted 48 days ago • 2 comments

western society peaked with these.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

nothing quite like learning that 13 people are quitting from your job at once, including HR and most of your immediate coworkers. good times.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t know man, what could it possibly be?

submitted 50 days ago • 281 comments

why is "please don't touch my stuff" such a hard concept to grasp?

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

I had to upload the clip here because it's frankly insane. Possibly the most insane trump clip yet. His brain is pudding

submitted 56 days ago • 297 comments

annual reminder for anybody getting excited about "halfway to Halloween" that Beltane and Walpurgisnacht already exist as the spooky springtime thinning of the veil. it's already a thing, you don't have to make up a new, dumb sounding holiday. go have a bonfire and leave some gifts out for fairies.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

V Rising's castle building system. That is all.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

how tf do I go into my therapist's office at 4 and talk for 15 minutes, and then suddenly it's 5?

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

logging on

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

MILF: Mighty Interestin' Lil' Fella

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

almost forgot how much I love black jellybeans.

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

if this is true, I will go ballistic. I wanna be a cowboy, baby.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

may your empire crumble, and your yacht sink with you on it.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

A gentle reminder. If you hear the muffled thump of the Easter Bunny's mighty paws and have neglected to leave out an offering of carrots and whiskey, its wrath will be terrible to behold.

submitted 66 days ago • 4 comments

me? spend MY whole afternoon building atmospheric RP playlists I'll never use? surely you've got the wrong guy...

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments