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cshek.bsky.social
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If Jesus can feed a million people with one fish or whatever why aren’t there always enough parking spaces at churches? Curious.

submitted 302 days ago • 0 comments

Online dating like “Feeling kinda lonely, huh? 😔 Well here are dozens of people who don’t even want to reply to your message 🤗”

submitted 324 days ago • 0 comments

Apropos of nothing, I hope Amanda Bynes is doing OK.

submitted 335 days ago • 0 comments

*Me, 73 years old, on my death bed* Doctor: “Would you like to die now or get another 6 months in exchange for watching a 60 second ad for Royal Match?”

submitted 393 days ago • 0 comments

Dear every company, Please stop with this “which ad experience do you prefer?” nonsense. Delaying my watching by another 15 seconds to ask me to volunteer additional consumer data to you is not how this social contract works. Begrudgingly, Everyone

submitted 522 days ago • 0 comments

Business logic for FedEx delivery estimates: • Set initial estimated delivery date to today • 11pm daily - if it wasn’t delivered today, set delivery date to tomorrow • Repeat until delivered

submitted 541 days ago • 0 comments

The nearly irresistible urge to follow up anyone saying “ladies and gentlemen…” with “this is Mambo Number 5”

submitted 542 days ago • 0 comments

Hey guys this is Tenzin Gyatso, His Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama. Just wanted to make a quick video telling you guys three reasons why I’m OBSESSED with this awesome mobile game Royal Match…

submitted 544 days ago • 0 comments

The peak of Boomer entertainment is finding the largest group of people in the house and starting a loud phone call.

submitted 546 days ago • 0 comments