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#Severance has been officially renewed for S3 at Apple TV+

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If Chuck Schumer enjoys a single day in NYC for the rest of his life without being told to go fuck himself at least once, then NYC will have utterly failed as a society.

In the first Trump term, it took a disease to destroy the economy. And this time? He's the disease. -- Stephen Colbert

No mistakes in today's #Severance themed Connections. Connections Puzzle #635 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦

Bro Country is the Pringles of country music.

Service cuts for us, tax cuts for them.

The Democratic Party is supine. Either the military rises up, or the People rise up, or the fascists win and everything changes.

"There is no fourth branch of government called Elon Musk" -- Rep. Jamie Raskin

Musk wants our govt checks to flow through X Money, so Twitter can finally turn a profit. When do we finally march in the streets? The X Factor open.substack.com/pub/asharang...

Strong words from Senator Sanders. Have a listen. youtu.be/mL0crkf5Dzw

That's my governor!

Good morning!

The colors of Severance #series

Severance is hilarious on second viewing! #Severance

John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.

So now we know what's going on. The Elongated Muskrat wants to fulfill his childhood dream of being Techno-King of Mars, but he doesn't have enough money(!), so he bought an office in the White House from which he can slash services to the undeserving poor and redirect funds to his pet projects.

I can't wait for my Trumper neighbor on disability to complain about cuts to Medicaid. I'm gonna laugh and laugh and laugh.

I saw it with mine eyes

Amazing speech by the president tonight. It might receive bad reviews for the delivery, but it will go down as an historic presidential speech. Thank you, Joe!

Boom.

Too late, Zuckerdouche, we're not going back to Threads.

He was NOT a failure as president. The latest poll of presidential historians, which came out in February, ranked Carter 22 out of 44. Three spots behind George H. W. Bush and well above Gerald Ford, George W. Bush, Richard Nixon, and Donald Trump.

“I think there is sort of a faction in the Republican Party that has a strange kind of… sort of homoerotic fascination for Putin, which I personally don’t share.” — Former British prime minister Boris Johnson, speaking at an event.