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just look at him

these days if you tell me you’re into “wellness” i assume you are too stupid to breathe

ok sorry . my lawyer has advised me to say that drinking israeli diarrhea is good actually no matter how many kindergartners they murked

mommy coming on line to defend your multi billion dollar nazi company is crazy

Dandy is getting some loaf practice in tonight up on her tower.

I'm so tired of trans people being excluded from conversations about how we're allowed to live our lives.

I feel like Stephen Miller’s vibe would be better reflected if he was always presented like this.

well... that's...

At the Deathbed, by Edvard Munch, 1895

This shoulda been the Bills.

Look how unhappy Fox NFL set is. Everyone one of them hates Eagles this Schadenfreude is delicious #flyeaglesfly #gobirds

good triumphed over evil tonight. this wasn’t just a win for the eagles it was a win for america

i knew Kendrick was going to rap

You know what? Fuck it. I don't care what the consequences of my transition in this cursed timeline is. All my life I dreamed of living as the woman I knew I was and I was denied. Now I live authentically and I smile about that every single day. What can they do to me that removes that?

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

we need to start asking tougher questions about the true crime genre. so much of it is contingent on people being killed. that’s illegal. you can’t do it. something is very amiss

there’s no such thing as a “good guy” corporation but i do love old navy

shinji:

US liberals talk about protecting democracy a lot but they seem to revile it in practice. the idea that a politician should ever be required to do anything to win votes, rather than simply represent an amorphously 'good' or 'bad' team, is treated as some sick heresy

go bills

Ever wonder what snow in the swamp would look like? This is 5 miles into the Louisiana swamps in the Atchafalaya basin... it's unreal... having lived down there for the first 28 years of my life, we never saw anything like this. Smashed records. Curtesy of Garrett Roberts.

BREAKING ...

oh wow: they’re critically reevaluating Head Automatica. and you heard it here first

yin and yang ☯️

spending time with my friends really makes everything seem so much brighter

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i can’t wait to go to ireland this fall

luigi mangione didn't assassinate brian thompson, it was just his autism, he was stimming

The only game I have time to play these days is the 𝘴𝘪𝘵 𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘰𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬 game. I'm an expert at it.

Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over! Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

remember in 2004 when we would buy a Hollister polo shirt and layer it with another Hollister polo of a different color and pop the collar of the bottom polo