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PANC ! at the DISO !

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Wings on Tap!

submitted 508 days ago • 0 comments

This was supposed to go out on the front porch but she’s decided it’s her new best friend and won’t let it out of her sight. Fuck.

submitted 518 days ago • 256 comments

A little free porn library in the middle of the woods.

submitted 517 days ago • 0 comments

Weed vape and an iced coffee is the modern spliff.

submitted 518 days ago • 1 comment

I'm just built different (worse).

submitted 519 days ago • 1 comment

life is a series of impossible decisions, and I am very bad at making up my mind

submitted 534 days ago • 0 comments

Tensions are high and friendships are certain to be lost in the brewing struggle for the definitive Moth story about getting stuck at Burning Man.

submitted 549 days ago • 0 comments

Jeff Winger is Dan Harmon's Tyler Durden.

submitted 549 days ago • 0 comments

Hurting you is the last thing I want to do before I die.

submitted 556 days ago • 0 comments

Friends, always remember in times of trouble that a "blue line flag" sticker on an SUV means that there's a free gun in the glovebox.

submitted 559 days ago • 0 comments

Knowing nothing: great for wisdom, terrible for that Spanish test I just took.

submitted 560 days ago • 1 comment

Funny to think how we'll all sit down to eat a pound of pasta for for a final time in our lives, but we'll never know that when it happens.

submitted 562 days ago • 0 comments

I'm sorry, "trucking"? Like I'm some sort of doo-dah man?!?!

submitted 571 days ago • 0 comments

They say sometimes even a weakness can be a strength, I hope that's true, 'cause I have got a lot of weaknesses.

submitted 593 days ago • 0 comments

Aww... SHOOT! I thought I was "time-blind" but I just reread my ND contract and it turns out that I'm TINE-blind! No wonder I keep bringing forks to soup fights!

submitted 596 days ago • 0 comments

I am a jam band cover of a Steely Dan song. I am a pitch-perfect Rich Little impression. I am a Klein bottle of Makes-You-Dumb juice. I am me.

submitted 599 days ago • 0 comments

I have finally realized my potential. Well, energy, at least; I've collapsed and will not be getting up

submitted 601 days ago • 0 comments

The thing you gotta remember is that Renfield was the first Renfield, but Igor wasn't the first Igor, that was Fritz. Technically, Igor isn't even really an Igor....

submitted 601 days ago • 0 comments

I don't think I have ever heard anyone say "you can't make this up" about anything that wasn't really obviously made up.

submitted 603 days ago • 0 comments

Once I find my magic feather again it's over for you bitches.

submitted 606 days ago • 0 comments

G'day, B'sky!

submitted 607 days ago • 0 comments

If you put on you They Live sunglasses I swear at least 5% of messages are telling people to kill themselves. If you know anyone that can process subtext, they're not doing well right now.

submitted 610 days ago • 0 comments

Little treats and surprises are a human right; we seriously all need little treats and surprises.

submitted 611 days ago • 0 comments

All I want is put on my silly costumes and make people laugh and I don't know why the world makes it so fucking hard.

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When I look to the left of my screen, I imagine a sad little horse looking at oats and hay strewn about, softly saying, "my feeds..."

submitted 614 days ago • 0 comments