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Elon: "There's too much nasty bathwater, so I've assembled a cracked team of zoomers to dump all the tubs of nasty bathwater" Everyone: "WTF there's still babies in most of those tubs!!!!" Elon: "Nasty bathwater loving Democrats 🤣"

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Last night I dreamed I had bought an old VentureStar, but before I could get it home a windstorm picked it up off the ground. I had to watch helplessly as it drifted like a kite in the wind into an industrial area. Kind of funny the low mass needs of SSTOs influenced my dream.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I don't know what to tell you, it was like this when I found it.

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

Has Elon been hitting the ketamine harder than normal, lately? Or did Trump see TikTokers talking about how cruelly stranded and Marooned Butch and Sunny are?

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

Who gonna tell bro his stilts ain't keeping his fins dry?

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Nah, Callisto clears Europa. It's also some of the best solar system real estate past Mars.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Mars will have birthright citizenship, just like America.

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

Trump suggested building coal power plants at AI data centers. People imaging an acceleration to a solarpunk future supporting Trump just got Trump's offer:

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

How the hell are we supposed to accelerate to a better future and pump out custom-made cancer vaccines in 48 hours if we're going to grind almost all biomedical research to a halt to purge it for Wrongthink?

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

I'll be real, not being an asshole to people who are different shouldn't get you sent to the Gulag.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

What did he mean by this?

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

Open a strip club, but inside is just fully clothed people using the wrong sized sockets and drill bits on soft screws and bolts.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

NO, HONEY, I CAN EXPLAIN

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

Man, it's been forever since I watched some classic #MST3K.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Rocket Lab could do the funniest thing

submitted 51 days ago • 2 comments

Come on man, it's a giant volume of aerospace grade tankage that comes so close to space before being discarded! I'm not asking for an Apollo-era budget, please just let me build shit.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Golden age sci-fi writers be like

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Merry Grinchmas, everyone!

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

HO HO HOLY NUCLEAR ANNIHILATION!

submitted 61 days ago • 2 comments

Fun fact: If you were in the exact center of the Earth, you wouldn't be weightless. You would still feel the gravitational attraction of the moon pulling you against the surrounding material in the center of the Earth. Then you would burst into flames and die from the heat.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

When do you think you'll be home from fighting the Trojans?

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Khajiit has presents, if you have the cheer.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Average space fan experience

submitted 64 days ago • 1 comment

Louie is checking in on you. Are you're feeling the Christmas cheer yet?

submitted 64 days ago • 1 comment

NASA has decided that they do want a "continuous heartbeat" in crewed presence in LEO. Now they just need to get the funding cranked up to make it happen. www.nasa.gov/news-release...

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

I'm not too enthusiastic for ULA's chances in a decade

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

When the love of God is placed in your heart by an alien ovipositor rammed down your throat.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry, had to fix that chart, it was bugging the crap out of me.

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

NASA making Mars architecture tables like "But you see, you have already lost, Chemcels, for I have depicted my chosen Architectures as having heritage, and your architecture as in development with challenges remaining."

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

I can't believe people still cook with mole asses. Just nasty. How many moles have to die to make this shit?

submitted 73 days ago • 1 comment

The left has got to get its head out of its ass in opposing doing things that can make life better for people and the environment, like moving extractive and polluting industries off the Earth.

submitted 73 days ago • 1 comment

Bro, this new "Maven the Hunter" movie looks sick

submitted 74 days ago • 1 comment

Can't wait for the YouTube videos in 200 years to be like

submitted 74 days ago • 1 comment

So you're telling me there's this thing that's practically invincible almost everywhere, but a small amount of damage to a distant appendage undoes the whole thing? And it's not named after Achilles?

submitted 74 days ago • 3 comments

Don't do the thought crime if you can't do the thought time

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments