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cumbercuke.bsky.social
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For the love of god, take my white ass to the park.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

We're going to make it through this 🩷💙 Let's turn our fear and rage into community action.

submitted 38 days ago • 96 comments

Can you believe it? It's Friday once again! ☕️🥧

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

Little kid at the grocery store is screaming like he just saw his master killed in a duel in front of him, and he could do nothing to stop it.

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live

submitted 5615 days ago • 45 comments

Well, it finally happened. I was eating shredded cheese over the sink, and some fell in my bra. Twice.

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

I think if we all were just a little bit smaller, pelicans would be the scariest creatures on earth

submitted 160 days ago • 0 comments

Happy June 24th!

submitted 249 days ago • 0 comments

I can't believe they moved Easter to be on Trans day, SMH, we can't have shit can we? They had better not do this next year.

submitted 334 days ago • 0 comments

I really like the Southern Reach books.

submitted 382 days ago • 0 comments

I should get into selling magic spells on etsy.

submitted 399 days ago • 0 comments

*Dracula flow voice* I'm smoking them tree stars, searching for the great valley.

submitted 436 days ago • 0 comments

Bing bong

submitted 437 days ago • 1 comment