cumlord60657.bsky.social
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You don't know who Aja is???
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It's weird for me to see so many older men I played around with 10, 20 years ago starting to die off via Facebook. I want to send their wives condolence cards.
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I didn't know who you were at first. 😜
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It looks just like the TV commercials. Do you stand out from your house and yell, "RICOLA!"
(yes, that is Swiss, but...we Americans wouldn't know the difference)
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You qualify as an elective.
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Sadly, this is how I feel about 90% of the horror novels today. The only one I've liked is Horrorstör, and even that had a sloppy ending.
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"They're called BOOBS"
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I knew that. And not showing at all is better than those guys who screw around in vids wearing stupid Scream masks. There's nothing sexy about it.
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You're really cute. And I see from Minesoooooda. 😍
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Great way to end Shabbos.
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OK, wait. I understand, but....You post every imaginable angle of your dick and bod online, but you blur your BF's face? We wanna see who this cutie is!
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Is this a Canadian thing?
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Gurl...I told my roommate that if I die first, take my laptop to a scrap metal dealer and put the laptop under their big magnet thing that they use for picking up cars, crank up the magnet to max juice, and scramble the hard drive until you see smoke coming out of it.
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I did a lot of hotel hookups years ago, and once in a while I hooked up with someone who was here booking a hotel room for the express purpose of having as much sex as possible. It was at this point I knew after playing with them I was going to need either Cipro or a lice removal kit afterward.
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There is no gayer place on Earth than the place called, "Ginger Roger's Beach."
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I used to do a LOT of hotel tricks when I lived in downtown Chicago. There were weeks where I did a guy every night. My favorite was hooking up with married men with kids because I knew the loads I swallowed had that hot dad nut, full of fertile sperm.
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Dear effing gawd. It's like someone took a 1990s cruise ship and Photoshopped the hell out of it. At this point, it's basically a Vegas hotel on a barge.
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I have a theory that any guy named Tomas is uncut. But that's only because I live in Chicago, where every third Polish guy is named Tomasz.
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Dear effing gawd, please tell me this isn't a post it made.
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Shabbat shalom, baby.
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Me: A married Israeli who stayed in Chicago back in 2017. He was here for two weeks doing medical training. To this day, he's the only guy I've ever let bareback me, but only because I hate anal (yeah, I know), and he came super fast.
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I rate men like a fisherman. I throw the small ones back into the ocean and mount the big ones on a plaque on the wall.
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Shabbat shalom.
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SECURITY!
(j/k)
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🤔
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Dare we ask what the A stands for?
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I'm always conflicted. The face? Or the dick? The dick? Or the face? Hm....Gotta go with the face.
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Man, for a few seconds, I was like...who's fucking who?
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Give him the Jewish colonoscopy
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I can't believe that's a real pic of her....I just...
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That looks like the kind of mirror you'd see in a Disney cartoon where an old woman stands in front & says, "Oh mirror, mirror, who's gonna fuck me tonight?"
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Here's a novel idea: Forget that stupid Red Line extension and put that money toward fixing Blue and Green Line slow zones.
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Sling accidents do happen. 😁
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Shabbat Shalom
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LOL. How fat?
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Are you going for that Polynesian look?
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A movie from the year you turned 30
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I hope you can remember your safe word.
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I’m free if you want to visit.
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I'm in Logan Square...
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🤣
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Nice. Jewish here.
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What brings you here?
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Oh, honey, no no no. Today's sphincter tickler will become tomorrow's tummy bulging, 3-foot traffic cone. Don't go down that path. 🤣
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Why is it blurry...
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Is that the sword of Abraham on your shelf?
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And THIS is what you do with revenue? I bet CTA could get rid of half of their administrative staff and STILL not find enough money to start fixing slow zones.