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Not to give away any newsroom secrets, but it's easier to report accurately on Elon Musk when your brain isn't wired into Elon Musk's propaganda machine 10+ hours a day.

Gregg is a former Marine and Forest Service ranger. He's saved the lives of hikers dangling off a cliff or going through cardiac arrest, and he's bravely fought forest fires to save small rural towns. 100% of his salary is paid by WA state. Elon fired him. Share his story.

Whatever you do don’t, email [email protected] because that is the same site that government employees are supposed to respond to about keeping their jobs and we can’t overwhelm their system. #CivilDisobedience

Well said Ballsack

He's a moron and got what he deserved. This problem isn't going to solve itself until Republicans voters stop voting against their own interests

just a goddamn fantastic story.

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau chimed in online after Canada beat the United States in the 4 Nations Face-Off final. 🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/liv...

Canada!

Booing Canada’s national Anthem is so pathetic. The United States is a global embarrassment right now.

What’s the funniest SNL sketch of all time? 65 people who worked on the show have an answer (Source: Vulture) #snl #snl50

It’s always the ones that seem like total pieces of shit…that are total pieces of shit.

There are two people in Congress-the chairs of the Senate & House Appropriations Committees-who have enormous power over the illegal impoundment of funds appropriated by Congress, which is sowing chaos across the US. They need to be relentlessly contacted at their offices, in person and by phone. 1/

I hate the words Thought Leader. I immediately translate it to comes up with ideas but has never actually done anything.

This is going to make @andrewfleer.com cuss because he didn't think of it first. (Go next level do Cincy chili runzas.)

My hot take is that the concert was better than the actual special.

The John Mulaney musical sketch! I'm surprised at the volume of new sketches tonight. Thought they would just do greatest hits but they're doing a ton of new stuff.

NASCAR and NBA all star all over my feed tonight

Aubrey Plaza (❤️❤️❤️❤️) Introducing Miley & Brittany Howard covering Sinead Goodness.

I would like to hire his agent

Did not have Robert Goulet on my snl50 bingo card. I can still get a bingo with the following : Really with Seth and Amy Christopher Walken Wayne's World SNL digital short Californians

IT SHALL HENSFORTH BE CALLED THE GULF OF STEVE MARTIN.

Sabrina Carpenter having a hell of a weekend. Releases song with Dolly Parton on Friday, opens SNL50 with Paul Simon on Sunday.

SNL 50 on the big screen, NBA All Star barely on the 2nd screen.

As I was in line today at Costco it certainly seemed busier. Granted this is a day before we're scheduled to have up to an inch of snow so... (Member for almost 20 years.)

The Backstreet Boys introducing Devo is really good shorthand for the SNL concert.

Also how does anyone miss the SNL 50th concert? Exactly what kept Timberlake from this? Drinking in the Hamptons? (On the flipside, Paul Simon must be ill. Mumford covering The Boxer ain't the same.)

Watching the SNL homecoming concert. How about 1 time SNL performer Jelly Roll making the cut?

The IRS was a simple test for DOGE: was it really interested in efficiency and state capacity? If so, you support the tax enforcement, the biggest ROI in govt. Or did it want to minimize parts of the state that bothered billionaires? We have our answer. open.substack.com/pub/donmoyni...

This is a fabulous talk show story www.instagram.com/reel/DF9g_lf...

Gee I wonder why. I ain't buying shit

Dolly Parton + Sabrina Carpenter is a sweet Valentine treat.

Eric I’m sorry but you have to go to jail

Some ads I found in a 1987 Kansas City Star

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📌I was the managing editor at Stars and Stripes and can tell you that Pete Hegseth is the first SecDef I am aware of to be openly booed by military families on a military base. 📌This is the most significant pushback I have seen to this administration's racist, hostile initiatives.