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cusemikei.bsky.social
I live in Syracuse. My first name is Mike. My last name starts with I.
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as someone who is 49 years 10 and a half months old, this is lost on me.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN7b...
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Because the source of the larger number is a pseudonymous grift account with no methodology!
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Also apparently expressing a violent distaste for garden gnomes.
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That little trash panda is doing some real heavy lifting here.
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We need to capture this and power a city.
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I work right across the street from here.
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An Avenger*
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They make it in gluten free, too!
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I'll tell you what though, this could put satirists out of business.
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We maybe need to recalibrate the questions we ask in confirmation hearings.
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Worth it
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You either have to recall them or sell them for 8x the price.
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The what?
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That's "people are going to spill food on this and we don't want people to know how much" carpet.
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I have had one bad mango in my life. It stands out because it is the only one, and I blame myself. It must be my fault, not the mango's.
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Pitt! Pitt! Pitt! Pitt!
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Even if you can implement them, it’s not solving the problem. Studios: it’s too expensive to produce movies here. Trump: then I will make it even more expensive to produce movies there. Now the only recourse is higher prices for tickets / streaming. And probably even fewer movies.
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Who’s the barber here?
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Yes.
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I am not very religious, but I still believe the Pope should be Catholic. And that Catholics should choose the Pope.
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Just dealing with this practically, in the USA as a person who was born here, when I have to declare my citizenship I present my birth certificate or another document that already required it. We do not have a mechanism to prove our ancestor’s citizenships.
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It’s never too laaaaate.
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You don’t know it’s male pattern baldness. It could be a bald spot. Or thinning hair. It could even be all three. ASK ME HOW I KNOW.
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Trying to scare off the competition with the obscene opening bid?
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I’m not a 24 hour clock guy, but 8:36pm? That’s not super long.
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Vat. Vat. Vat. Vat. Vat. <claps hands in rhythm> Vat! Vat! Vat! Vat! Vat! <makes uncomfortable eye contact, failing to get people to join in) Vat! Vat! Vat!
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In my experience, there’s always more Long Island.
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The view seems to be that these movies and series are documentaries from a fictional universe, and not individual stories people are telling.
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I feel like this is a trap.
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The episode would have benefited from a more clever or more cleverly depicted actual plan.
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The Internet used to be so good.
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50/50 this ends up with him just yelling “It’s 2:00 now!” randomly throughout the day.
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That didn’t stop him from taking credit for the deal though.
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Define “demotion.”
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Rides typically have both ups AND downs.
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Hey Sam. You have an impersonator. I’ve already samrok dot bsky dot social but you may wish to as well.
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Some will fill you with terror over a bunch of other things. Hope that helps!