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accidentally wearing two different shoes to work today im screaming

choosing totodile is the only correct option x

customer who asked who my favourite architects were the other week came back to tell me some of her favourite buildings they’ve designed and had a little cute chat ❤️

the sluttiest thing a man can do is wear shorts when the weather isn’t fit for it

nearly threw my phone

morning #fcf

got my ears cleaned out earlier and I’m scared what I’ll hear now

speaking to a customer in work today who was 4’9 and she was craning her neck to talk to me 😭

day off 🥰

Saw Bob the Drag Queen and Juno Birch last night and it was so camp and fun 🥰

#fcf in grey

finished reading A Little Life 🥺

as a mummy 🥺

trimmed and it looks massive x

FRANCESCAAAAAAAAA

oomf saw it first

moody saturdays

reminding myself how good of an album blond is 😮‍💨

didn’t realise the end of baldurs gate was just an elaborate relationship simulator

Linda truly cracks me up honestly what a queen #thetraitors

finally getting round to completing baldurs gate and Karlach is just the best companion, no competition 🥰

still recovering from new years so enjoy an old #fcf

Talking to this straight guy in the club for new years and I made a bet with him that if I bumped into him later and he didn’t remember my name and I remembered his he’d get me a drink and he did 😭

2025 outs: roombas

a little treat

throwback to me filling out some white briefs

my gran remembered to get me sweetcorn for my christmas dinner 🥺🥰🥰🥰

listened to melodrama just to feel something

some #fcf as a treat

feeling a cold coming on and need so wine to squash me until I feel better

got my haircut ☺️

I’ve had a few drinks and need Aaron Taylor-Johnson

speaking to one of my friends at work and she was saying that our manager spilled something the other day and I was like omg what did she say tell me to which she replied, Curtis she spilled J20 all over the floor and it took ages to help clean 😭😭

friendly reminder to watch sense8 if you haven’t already x

Lindsay Lohan Queen of Christmas

bought fajitas to make for dinner so I’m in a better mood now