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I like 70’s punk, modern metal and good dogs.
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Ugh FINE I'll show up to work "sober" to lead the department of defense. YES without "sexually assaulting" everyone, christ anything else?

submitted 85 days ago • 476 comments

Aaron Rodgers skipping practice for a Netflix documentary about himself is a truly fitting intro into the inspiring story of a once great player who bounced back from a devastating injury to lead a historically woebegone franchise to their worst season in a decade

submitted 85 days ago • 424 comments

All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else

submitted 86 days ago • 202 comments

So this is sort of all over the place

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

The reviews are starting to come in on this look, and they are mixed at best

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

ME [opening a card from the boss that says ‘get better soon’]: but i’m not sick, sir BOSS: no, you’re just terrible at this job

submitted 88 days ago • 9 comments

Just gonna drop this here…

submitted 88 days ago • 305 comments

Just started Stardew Valley and the helpful townfolk were not lying - first day of summer all my spring plants died

submitted 88 days ago • 1 comment

“Don’t feed the trolls” also extends to bad opinion pieces in papers of record. They run them bc people react to them the most. If we stop linking to bad columns and instead post thinkers we find valuable (& generate convo around it), incentives change. It’s not easy and takes constant practice!

submitted 88 days ago • 2302 comments

For the love of God stop showing me bad takes from Twitter. If I wanted to see bad takes from Twitter, I'd be on Twitter.

submitted 88 days ago • 99 comments

Idk what it is, but this picture fascinates me. JFK just pulled up to Appalachia and said, “I want you to tell me what you need.” Call me crazy, because yes, times are different, but I see the vision. We need more of this!

submitted 91 days ago • 523 comments

If you came off Twitter because it was making you miserable, maybe stop posting screenshots of weirdos from Twitter's current posts? Seems like you're wasting everyone's time

submitted 91 days ago • 5 comments

Thinking I might buy Stardew Valley on the Steam Black Friday sale.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

This is Beauregard. He is a very good dog but he wasn’t sure about having his picture taken.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Good chance this is 2024’s “goodest boy” right here

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

“If I were a sculptor… but then again, no” Why are we listening to your first draft, ASS HOLE??

submitted 91 days ago • 18 comments

And yeah if we’re REALLY trying to enjoy this app……stop posting stuff from Twitter/X here. It defeats the purpose of being on here to begin with. WE DON’T WANNA SEE IT

submitted 91 days ago • 78 comments

A gentle reminder: It’s 100% off if you don’t buy it. #BlackFriday

submitted 92 days ago • 88 comments

submitted 91 days ago • 281 comments

I'm not one of those "WHY ARE YOU AMPLIFYING THIS?" people, but I'd love it if this place was a little more discriminating about everyone running frame caps of every obvious "Look at me!" post from Trump. It's going to be a long four years as it is, we don't need to play into his media strategy.

submitted 92 days ago • 23 comments

At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix

submitted 93 days ago • 1035 comments