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Trump³⁴ orders Air Force to stop teaching about Tuskegee Airmen 🤦🏻‍♂️ Of. course. Now that they're all dead he disrespects them This is disgraceful! But it does open the door to erasing him from the history books at some point

Sometime in the last 24-48 hours, my Instagram account automatically followed these four accounts. I never chose to follow them.

Think of this man as you close your eyes. Not DJT. Goodnight 🌙💙

This is the cowardice of The New York Times. Legacy media is failing.

Imagine pulling out of the paris climate accord immediately after the LA wildfires…. Oh wait we don’t have to imagine it 😶 #FDT

I got the same full art twice 🥲 #pokemon

The new normal. The Oval Office is officially open for business.

Ketamine is a hell of a drug.

I need more progressive pokemon-loving LGBT nonbinary nerd goth FDT friends on here 😩 the polar opposite of the magas

Im feeling tiktok withdrawals already 😭

Started / Going

THEY HIT THE PENTAGON TIKTOK IS GONE 😳

Im gonna lie this is awesome

Quick reminder everyone Pete Hegseth is a DEI hire No qualifications

For all those in the "uncommitted" movement or who couldn't otherwise bring themselves to vote for Kamala Harris, this is what you got We told you so!

Pete Hegseth honored those who died on 9/11 by showing up to their New York City memorial site in his underwear. Is that the type of decision making we want running the Department of Defense?

LETS FUCKING GOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just shit my pants #pokemontcg

I want a Huawei phone so bad 😭😭 apple would lose me the second it dropped in the US

Even Peeta knew that the Capitol cared more about a clump of cells than it did actual children fighting to the death #thehungergames

POKEMON PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GIVE US A SHINY PSYDUCK CARD!!!!! 🩵 🦆

Is Meta down right now?? I cant get into fb, instagram, threads, nothing!

Opened some packs for the first time in a long time and lets just say I was pretty pleased 🐢 #pokemon

Which one is the party of unity, and which one is the party of division? Happy Thanksgiving America… you made a bad decision

This might be my favorite picture of me from Chicago

MAGAts are already starting to admit that there will be a spike in prices once Trump takes office, but now apparently it’s Bidens fault? Where was this logic between 2021-now?

Can we get a Chappel Roan cover of “defying gravity” pleasee?? Cmon Chappy I know you want tooooooooo

Anyone who thinks Russia is going to actually start a world war right now doesn’t understand how poor of an economy Putin has. Sure they have nukes, but they couldn’t defend themselves from retaliation. It’d be a lose/lose situation for them

Me n who? (I’m on the left)

Holding space for Jonathan Baileys butt today #wicked

It's 100% true.

Omfg why did no one tell me to turn Dark Mode on This looks SO MUCH BETTER

Where are the wicked fans at? Better question, where are the NessaRose haters at???? #imwithhouse

Just one of them days

Uhhh can I help you?

"Bluesky banned me for my free speech"

God damn does EVERY cabinet member he picks have to have a history with sexual assault??

It was really disrespectful when Michelle Obama promoted some very basic healthy eating ideas, but RFK pushing raw milk and ivermectin while signal boosting vaccine skepticism is freedom and liberty

Fuck I’m hungry

they are still gonna flock here because they feed off tears, imagine being so miserable

JD Vance speaking to a diverse crowd at Mar-a-Lago

Just a reminder that republicans do not care about you, and do not care about veterans

Remember guys this is our VP😀

Dentists when RFK jr bans fluoride from our drinking water