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I'm not ready!!! #artfight #teamcrystals

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I had a dream I was making protest signs and I made one that read "STOP DEPORTING, START DEFRAGMENTING YOUR HARD DRIVE" why did I write that

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Cheese is having a great day yelling at everyone and everything who passes by.

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Got my first bingo of 2025.

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Bad and naughty horses have to wear the Elmer's hat

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Watching my coworkers use the motorized sledgehammer out my office window like a dog watching people play tennis from behind a fence

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Having fun making some #bugs to sell at the #art market.

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Picking team Crystal in #artfight mostly because all my friends are team Fossil and I want to attack them

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Just told my coworker, "mi programa es mamonaku .... llame por ayuda si tu vieux." My brain really just has a box labeled "non-English words" and shakes it whenever I try to speak Spanish.

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I hooked up to the movie Mega Shark Vs. Crocosaurus, does that count

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Clown Exposure Therapy

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#cat #painting

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an apple a day is giving me fucking hives

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Using the activity dice I made to determine the evening's activities

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How many days is a normal number to have been covered in hives? no reason

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POV when your man is handsome

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Ripley: hi steve Steve: Are you talking to me? Ripley: yeah! Everyone: Awwww ... Ripley: hiiii :)

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Me: Hey. Please don't play with that blue glass bowl. It could tip over and fall on you. My parrot: [grabs it in his beak yet again] Me: Please. Can I get you something else to play with? My parrot: a berry?

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A #sketchbook #ink #drawing of Saint George and the #dragon with a splash of digital color :)

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Who's doing #ArtFight this year? It's my first one! I'm Cyaneus there!

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Was pretty lazy about #gardening this year and dumped one of those dollar tree wildflower seed packets onto my lawn. They may not be native flowers, but they are fun.

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Gen Z is right about the fancy water bottle tend. Just got one used from the thrift store and being a little obsessed with your water bottle DOES keep you hydrated.

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I don't care for Taylor Swift but I do appreciate her fans for popularizing friendship bracelets.

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My friend's toddler appears to have identified me as a soft touch. He extracted at least a dozen stories from me as well as had me say goodnight to all his toys individually.

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Fun fact: the American black raspberry is the most delicious berry in the world and it grows in my front yard

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Been a while since I made any #art of the #dragon and the #phoenix

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Forget eyes. The real window to the soul is which ninja turtle is your favorite.

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