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gotta stay up until windows o'clock (the magical time where it's hotter outside than in so I can open the windows and cool down the house)

people have said you should block vance because he's looking for engagement to share on twitter. the corollary there is that engaging with him is extremely unsafe. He wants to put you on blast and see if he can get his nazi followers to send you death threats. 1

Ask your doctor if he hates you.

manager: you make that allergy warning sign for the counter? employee: sure did boss, real fuckin ominous just like you asked manager: what

if i can be y’all’s dad for a second: one of the most important things I’ve learned is that acquiring a skill is literally uncomfortable that awful moment where you feel confused and stupid and embarrassed? it means you’re about to learn something. and it’s *mandatory* if you want to get better

This is the last thing the BBC needs

Hey there Delilah I ate those plums left in the icebox If you wanted them breakfast You should have purchased a few padlocks For the treat That you were hoping now to eat So cold and sweet

It’s bleak out there, but it’s heartening to know millions of people from all walks of life took the time to ruin one specific persons birthday, America’s hater spirit remains strong

We should make June 14th No Kings Day permanently.

why does the emissions test waiting room have the loudest worst fan ever i'm in sensory hell

Maybe quit voting for their fucking bills then? Maybe quit confirming their nominees? Maybe shut down the Senate with the many procedural tools available to you? Maybe do something other than send sternly worded letters?

New: theonion.com/protesters-u...

For all the folks being like “that’s not ICE, that’s a bunch of white supremacist thugs!” I have some real shocking news for you about some of those who burn crosses, particularly with regard to them working forces.

"...you could say insisting on the rights of all people, including all trans people, is issuing a "political purity test". But why would you do so, while also ignoring the fact those who refuse to enter the tent unless you push trans people out of the tent are also issuing a political purity test?"

What is the city but the people?

I worked with a Black elder at the Charlotte MEPS who had been a member of SNCC and people really discount the amount of planning and training that went into the Non-violent protests of the Civil Rights era. It started with selecting who could show up to the action.

(•_•) <) )╯Publique fundinge / \ \(•_•) ( (> of the artes and humanityes / \ (•_•) <) )> doth benefit everyone! / \

i love how nearly everything is a scam now

This is yet another good example of why men are too emotional to be in leadership.

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

Remember: with kids, it's important to think about limiting "screen time", or how much time they appear on screen as child actors in a business arrangement that, despite occasional good intentions, often traumatizes the underage performers.

Old Jewish couple at a diner wife: number 17 *both laugh* husband: number 32 *both laugh harder* waiter: whats so funny? husband: we have a list of jokes we always tell, so we dont have yo say them we can just say the number waiter: number 27 *crickets* wife: its all in the delivery

Illinois today

It would really be great if, when journalists are interviewing Stephen Miller, who goes off a tirade on courts curbing executive power, could ask, What article of the Constitituon grants the power to: 1. Control immigration 2. Regulate international commerce 3. Suspend habeas

Just saw a comedian say "If vaccines caused autism then America would have trains" and I almost spit out my drink.

Time to post it again.

"Our profit from the post office is the post office. Our profit from a library is the library. Our profit from a school is the school. And our profit from our lives is life. Our life. Ours."

unions: they get the job done

pride is next week pride wasn't brought to you by delta air lines, microsoft, coca-cola or even the democratic party. it was brought to you by trans women throwing bricks at cops and lesbians taking care of gay men dying of AIDS during reagan. do not forget where we came from. now more than ever.

ok I feel completely insane asking this but like weren't we NOT blowing up rockets, like, 50 years ago. weren't we successfully sending rockets up that did not rattle apart. also weren't we like "ah yeah that was a fail" when the rocket fell apart instead of calling it a "partial success"

Conservatives getting in fights with Grok is so funny because they think they’re yelling at like C-3PO instead of Bespoke Autocomplete

Antivaxx and libertarianism are the same--they can exist only when the majority of the population buys in to what it takes to live in a society, allowing the minority to think they are outsiders thriving on their own exceptionalism.

Just because you're at the edge of the pan and not in the center doesn't mean you're not getting cooked

Every day, thousands of people have the best day of their life, which is beautiful, but a lot of them are ugly and stupid

Unironically they should buy up the domains for about 60 defunct local newspapers in swing states. Hire two reporters to write almost exclusively about highschool sports and new restaurants opening with every 10th article about how the local GOP is screwing over people.

I've said this before, but the problem is that the acceptable rate of wrong answers depends *heavily* on the task in question. Counterintuitively, the simpler and less important the task, the *lower* the acceptable failure rate!

In the Stone Age of LLMs, when I was working on guardrails/trust & safety (what we talk about when we’re not allowed to talk about ethics), people who were trying to do the same in government contexts talked about the “SkyNet problem” which was preventing real risk conversations. (TBC after meeting)