d-p-c.bsky.social
Generally awkward but sometimes it’s funny
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Every team in the league down by 7 with 30 seconds left:
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There’s a non-zero chance he called it a “radio show” at the time….
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I’m also a ninth-cousin, twice-removed from Princess Diana which means I’m somewhere in the succession line, so watch out bitches I’m coming up
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bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Are we going to skim over that he’s only a President-elect and not actually president yet or does nothing matter anymore
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what’s in the green sauce?!?!
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Well that just sounds like a custody nightmare
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The penalty flag was invented in 1784 when Alexander Hamilton grabbed John Hancock by the cravat. As laundry hadn’t been invented, his cravat was dingy and stained from marching hundreds of miles; thus the color was kept yellow for tradition.
TMYK
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Go Birds (+chicken).
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Oh I have lots of ideas:
*Prank all royalty in the world at least twice
*Dig a canal across the top of Florida so they can be their own weird little island finally
*Buy Minnesota and force everyone to call it “Duck Duck Goose” by law
*Build the flying carrier ship from The Avengers
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Living in a swing state, I need at least one online medium where I can escape the spam.
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I tried that with phone scammers a few times but I just don’t have the patience anymore.
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I’ll give him credit for exactly (1) thing: he made it a federal crime to abuse animals.
Whether or not he knows or cares that he did that is an entirely different debate.
And it doesn’t AT ALL make up for the rest of the shitshow.
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Be sure to wash your rice or else angry Mulan man might find you
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Does sedition qualify as a white collar crime? Or are we talking about the crimes where he’s already been convicted?
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Will it have wireless charging too or will our umbilical cords evolve with a USB-C port?
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The McLaren Philosophy™️: so precise it’s kinda boring
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In that case they might be very special in 15 years time
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I live in the other side of the country, root for the Dodgers and Phillies, and I’m still irrationally mad about the whole situation