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Wow….. insane

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thursday evenings are the superior night to go out on an average work week. feel like shit on friday, then saturday you'll be feeling like a whole new person. it makes weekends even better tbh.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

no matter how u feel about it, i’m in detroit drinking fun mocktails

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

I'm starting to doubt your commitment to queening out bro

submitted 31 days ago • 6 comments

having people flake after you’ve texted them to tell them how much it means to have their support

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

This is the woman who took me to see the PowerPuff Girls Movie and that’s why I am the way I am shoutout to Brooke

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

Cheetahs probably see people & are like- woah, look at that slow piece of shit. what an ugly motherfucker. stay away from me. yikes!

submitted 35 days ago • 2 comments

still thinking about the cesar salad sub chicken for pretzel bites from last week

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

@skylight.social hiiiii wanna be besties?

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

this french girl got her luggage stolen on the american train and i feel so bad she asked if i saw anything and i feel so bad i saw nothing my eyes were C L O S E D

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

me: tiktok is back my friends with real world hobbies: tiktok was gone?

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Welcome, teens coming here from tiktok. I think you’ll find that through the magic of the written word I am able to craft sentences that are as vivid and compelling as any short-form video!

submitted 38 days ago • 474 comments

“my posts are like jazz so if you don’t like them it’s bc you don’t truly understand them” i think, as i send out another idiotic coffee post

submitted 37 days ago • 12 comments

the loss of tiktok is really starting to hit me… what am i gonna do when i need to google something?

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

I’m angry!

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

what’s a polite way of telling your friend the artwork they commissioned is ugly?

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

going to the Apple Genius Bar is humiliating like why are you forcing me to call it that

submitted 51 days ago • 28 comments

if you put yourself on DND right after i text you i’m deleting the text and now sending any more

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

we tokyo drifted apart

submitted 52 days ago • 5 comments

at the end of the day, sometimes all you have is the friends you made online when you were 15

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Lost in the sauce (fell into a vat at the Heinz factory)

submitted 52 days ago • 3 comments

I should figure it out

submitted 53 days ago • 10 comments

There is a hole in the world, a void, an emptiness, shaped like the art you haven't made yet.

submitted 54 days ago • 93 comments

First sub of the year (#9 with peppers) @jimmyjohnsofficial.bsky.social

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Breaking Bad remake: everything is exactly the same except Jesse and Walt are played by muppets

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment

in 2025 I hope we stop blaming the shortcomings of men (Big Anthony) on talented women (Strega Nona)

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

But it wasn’t strega nona who flooded the town with pasta, it was a MAN

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Breaking Bad and everything is the same except Jesse is played by a muppet

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

posting my breakfast bc i miss 2009

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

I could fix her.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

you are not "rocking a bucket hat. no one "rocks" a bucket hat. you are "smooth jazzing" the bucket hat at best

submitted 59 days ago • 38 comments

every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”

Wow….. insane

thursday evenings are the superior night to go out on an average work week. feel like shit on friday, then saturday you'll be feeling like a whole new person. it makes weekends even better tbh.

no matter how u feel about it, i’m in detroit drinking fun mocktails

I'm starting to doubt your commitment to queening out bro

having people flake after you’ve texted them to tell them how much it means to have their support

This is the woman who took me to see the PowerPuff Girls Movie and that’s why I am the way I am shoutout to Brooke

Cheetahs probably see people & are like- woah, look at that slow piece of shit. what an ugly motherfucker. stay away from me. yikes!

still thinking about the cesar salad sub chicken for pretzel bites from last week

@skylight.social hiiiii wanna be besties?

this french girl got her luggage stolen on the american train and i feel so bad she asked if i saw anything and i feel so bad i saw nothing my eyes were C L O S E D

me: tiktok is back my friends with real world hobbies: tiktok was gone?

Welcome, teens coming here from tiktok. I think you’ll find that through the magic of the written word I am able to craft sentences that are as vivid and compelling as any short-form video!

“my posts are like jazz so if you don’t like them it’s bc you don’t truly understand them” i think, as i send out another idiotic coffee post

the loss of tiktok is really starting to hit me… what am i gonna do when i need to google something?

I’m angry!

what’s a polite way of telling your friend the artwork they commissioned is ugly?

going to the Apple Genius Bar is humiliating like why are you forcing me to call it that

if you put yourself on DND right after i text you i’m deleting the text and now sending any more

we tokyo drifted apart

at the end of the day, sometimes all you have is the friends you made online when you were 15

Lost in the sauce (fell into a vat at the Heinz factory)

I should figure it out

There is a hole in the world, a void, an emptiness, shaped like the art you haven't made yet.

First sub of the year (#9 with peppers) @jimmyjohnsofficial.bsky.social

Breaking Bad remake: everything is exactly the same except Jesse and Walt are played by muppets

in 2025 I hope we stop blaming the shortcomings of men (Big Anthony) on talented women (Strega Nona)

But it wasn’t strega nona who flooded the town with pasta, it was a MAN

Breaking Bad and everything is the same except Jesse is played by a muppet

posting my breakfast bc i miss 2009

I could fix her.

you are not "rocking a bucket hat. no one "rocks" a bucket hat. you are "smooth jazzing" the bucket hat at best

every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”

me and who

Bisexual Stitch