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dachosmin.bsky.social
Anon biglaw cog writing fanfic/painting pictures/reading SFF/shrieking about the general State of Things.
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As the First Amendment cases proudly proclaim, "the best test of truth is the power of the thought to get itself accepted by customs and border protection"

submitted 10 hours ago • 3 comments

men will literally impose tariffs on islands entirely inhabited by penguins instead of going to therapy

submitted 3 days ago • 85 comments

No free legal work for fascists.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

The River Has Roots by @amalelmohtar.com is a beautiful, lyrical gem of a novella; highly recommend!

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

your honor, the prosecution is killing the vibe

submitted 16 days ago • 9 comments

This looks like the family group chat when my nephew wins a lacrosse game.

submitted 17 days ago • 117 comments

please don’t text me war plans, because I’m actually at capacity right now and I don’t think I can hold appropriate space for you. do you have someone else you could reach out to?

submitted 17 days ago • 153 comments

Tfw Hegseth leaves you out of the groupchat :C

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

some more congestion pricing Ws: Broadway attendance: up 21% Restaurant reservations: up 7% Pedestrian traffic: up 4% Retail sales: up $900M Commercial leasing: up 61% Subway crime: down 37% Car crashes: down 50% Honking complaints: down 69%

submitted 18 days ago • 64 comments

Weird being in biglaw rn, everything is on fire but the partners are still emailing "what is the status of the outline thx sent from my iPhone" at 2am on a Saturday

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Me, smirking at the bear devouring my flesh: So you actually can’t do that it’s illegal. Focus on economics

submitted 72 days ago • 56 comments

I've been lurking for a while but figured it's time to actually start using Bluesky because *gestures at everything.* So: hi, I'm Dach! I write fanfic and draw/paint things, read a lot of SFF, and in Real Life am a biglaw cog that mostly clicks things in Relativity. Hello, world!

submitted 151 days ago • 0 comments