daftwullie.bsky.social
Never knows what to write in these sorts of things.
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There are far too many straight-leaning bisexuals lying to themselves about being straight in this world.
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That is one hell of a photogenic mountain!
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It was extra dull because it was thrown in after a war between three planets, one of them ruled by Game Of Thrones wannabes that were cannibal sadists, so completely neutering the final reveal's edginess.
No wonder Netflix bailed when he told them how the decade-long mystery would be resolved.
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Oh no there's more. His grand finale in the comic revealed that interdimensional aliens seed worlds with life and create superheroes to protect it. Then when the population is right they harvest us to make drugs and food. The supers are hunted for trophies by rich dentists.
Not joking.
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To be fair, the movies aren't like the comic they're based on. The comic was way edgier and simply worse. Maybe he thinks it was cancel culture holding him back instead of Hollywood making a huge hit out of his half-baked idea?
Half-baked ideas with too much edge and bad endings are his speciality.
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Probably thought no one would say anything because nobody says anything about his best friend running PR for a cult leader each time they do another movie together.
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Gavrilo Princip being on vacation and doing regular tourist stuff at the White House, wearing a "I Love DC" tophat, unable to believe his luck when he sees who just walked into the room
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"W-why... josh hawley!"
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My buddy bought a house where the sink light was DIYd backwards. The wall switch made a plug live and then that plug was put in a socket connected to the light.
He discovered it when he flicked the switch and the plug started sparking and jumping around on the metal sink/countertop!
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Seeing them quote Granny Weatherwax from the early parts of Equal Rites to prove he'd be on their side about "biological differences" was pure comedy. Immediately proving that they never even finished the shortest Discworld book in existance.
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Poseidon made up for it by not only being the guy causing storms that sink your boats and waves that flood your town if you don't sacrifice enough to him, but ALSO causing earthquakes that level your town if you're too far from the sea. Few gods pack that much fear into one package!
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An entire Pride collection made for The Closet.
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Ehehehehe... Regina
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A sibling of the Perpetual Stew: a Perpetual Steep
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'Let's put in an absolute banger about how it doesn't matter what you've done in your life, sooner later you'll be at the end where all you can do is wait for death while being seen as worthless'
youtu.be/ZcWeE3NMeBQ?...
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Each December my teacher would turn the lights off, we'd light advent candles at our desk and she'd read us a Christmas story. After she'd read TLMG she talked about history and how children were mistreated and made to work, making it more real
No other story makes me tear up each time like it does
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I now wish I didn't know, so I could watch a romantic period movie that suddenly turns into a disaster movie out of nowhere halfway through. Imagine how mindblowing that would be. Sort of like Gangs Of New York, but a thousand times more intense.
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And then he gets weird fans who pretend his singing was actually good ("beats any of this rap on the radio. My child could do that!!!") and if only he'd gotten in he would have become the world's greatest tenor instead of a massmurderer.
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All of these really show why the only way he could make money off his art was by selling it to postcard makers. They really wouldn't stand out on a rack of those, but you would probably still pick some other one that looks better
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Such a great episode!
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It wasn't just any art school either, like so many people claim when they say the point of school is to learn that stuff. It was the most prestigious one in Europe! It's like a dude who can't multiplicate properly wanting to get into the MIT math program.
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Sadly I can't claim it as my work. It came from a thread where everyone was shitting on this particular painting of his because of how trash it is
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Me when I hear "these will be recognised as brilliant one day actually"
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"Hassan, you did remember to tape over the blinking light on the drone like I told you to, right?"
"Yes, I had to use a whole roll of scotch tape!"
Cut to shot of the blinking light covered in seethrough tape while a 60s laugh track plays
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I absolutely loved the idea of Iran getting a drone mothership all the way to the US coast undetected, staying undetected while launching multiple drones to spy on military installations, but being foiled because they put giant bright lights on all their spydrones.
Wile E. Coyote type shit
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Not only did I do that, I now realise that I also somehow substituted the Thames with the English channel. I thought it was very brave to row across that, but eminently possible.
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Unless I'm mistaken her PhD thesis was the one that got pulled apart in under a minute by a random radio guy telling her that "death recorded" didn't mean executed, using the same source she claimed to have used, so I honestly don't understand how she's even allowed to claim the doctorate.
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Where do you rank 5.1? (It counts because it has the cast from 5)
m.youtube.com/watch?v=_lNE...
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On the 14th, huh? I'm sure it was done on that date completely by coincidence.
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A reddit post taught me that's due to the urethra having a low spot where that last drop resides. You can empty the tube fully by putting two fingers behind your balls and gently pushing upwards, straightening it out. Give it a try.
This is genuine advice and not a pisspost.
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Is the dog's name coldwater, by any chance?
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There's one particularly infamous one where a guy rapes his kid and gets caught by the kid's doc because of STDs. Instead of calling the cops the doc tells him about hell and everything is solved by the guy accepting jesus into his heart, saving his soul. Chick was an awful man with awful beliefs
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Oh I definitely believe in the more positive aspects. Humans evolved to help each other, that's what let us outcompete everything. The types who want to pillage in a Mad Max world are complete aberrations, because if most people thought like that then we'd've not gotten a civilisation to begin with
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Yes! I was wondering if someone else was going to bring it up. They were also misogynistic neo-feudalists, categories which so many preppers fall into these days, seeing a future of women being sex slaves that cook and clean for men. The movie should have kept that part.
Damn you, Nathan Holn!
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Instead they invent stories about him being gay and her being his Disney-mandated beard, as the only logical explanation.
While at the same time claiming that actors these days come out as gay or nonbinary to get positive attention.
I've seen this claim a truly depressing amount of times.
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Girls are Scotland and boys are England, those are simply the rules.
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I'm assuming they'll manage to railroad him into a sentence in some way because they've simply got too much riding on "the terrorist" being swiftly punished. Making him guilty in the legal sense until a documentary details all the shit they did to frame him, then even his haters will believe.
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In a decade or two we might even get a Making A Murderer style docuseries that convinces almost everyone that he's innocent because of the atrocious frame job.