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dakharding.bsky.social

Big/tall Ewok. Furdad. 🇺🇲 Marine Iraq Vet. Movie/show buff. Pro-Hermit. 🏡 🍿 Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ct7j32rioagu2y6qpwpl6k5n/feed/aaabv6cuc5woi

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Sup.

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

Orville Redenbacher kettle corn. Sea salt. Handful of white chocolate chips while still warm. Shake shake shake! Thank me later. 😝🍿

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Be the reason I wear a pantyliner the next day

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

I've never been much of a forums guy, but I joined a Chevy truck one and it's wild how badly these dudes wanna control what you do with your own vehicle. Then get angry as shit when you basically tell them you're gonna do it your way. 🤭 It's fng crazy.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

“tiara meat suit???? omg sorry mother monster i thought… you said…???” -lady gaga’s assistant arriving to the 2010 VMAs holding a box of tiramisu

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I'm not sure these congresspeople understand what the word "representative" means?

submitted 2 days ago • 12 comments

Uqora and ForHims commercials..

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I'm not saying I hate you, but I hope a whale eats you and swallows.

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

Have ya ever wanted to say, fuck it, and drive your car at full speed into a wall knowing it would be disastrous? That's basically what Trump and Musk are doing to America.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I just want to make out with you under the stars

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

Music makes me think I'm fitter than I am when working out.

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

CHLAMYDIA ALSO DOESN'T CARE SO FUCK YOU SHINGLES

submitted 3 days ago • 12 comments

My sister: I like your outfit! Me: Good! You’ll see it tomorrow night, too.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

🤣

submitted 3 days ago • 9 comments

My autobiography is just going to be a bunch of CVS prescription receipts stapled together.

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

Looked at you and immediately thought hepatitis so it’s a yes.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Pro tip never check the expiration date on the condiments in your refrigerator door

submitted 2 days ago • 25 comments

I’d love to be emotionally stable, but unfortunately, I have a personality

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

People like to think they’re smarter than me because they are.

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

Looking forward to the ultimate weighted blanket, six feet of dirt piled on top of me.

submitted 5 days ago • 16 comments

We're in a timeline where Lassie would push Timmy down the fucking well and be like 🤷‍♂️

submitted 4 days ago • 15 comments

I'm so old that by the time I get done saying "note to self" I've already forgotten what I was trying to note.

submitted 4 days ago • 49 comments

Good morning Bluesky 👋

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

My dm's are like a software update. Not now, maybe next week.

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

Some y'all are in for a rude fng awakening when you don't have anyone to help you with shit as you get older. But sure, nEvEr SeTtLe.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Why are you crying? Did you actually think someone could love you?

submitted 4 days ago • 9 comments

I love the way you make my skin tingle ~ me to my edible

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

A SCRAM button, but for people.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Me: *getting 96 stars in Super Mario World Babe, you wanna know why Saddam Hussein was deposed and killed? Cuz of me.

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

I believe anything the White House says to scare me but I don’t believe anything the White House says to assure me. 🇺🇸

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

i like to keep a tidy timeline

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

New level of begging unlocked.

submitted 7 days ago • 37 comments

Sorry I yelled out, "THE WIRE TRANSFER IS COMPLETE," when I came.

submitted 7 days ago • 17 comments

Sup.

Orville Redenbacher kettle corn. Sea salt. Handful of white chocolate chips while still warm. Shake shake shake! Thank me later. 😝🍿

Be the reason I wear a pantyliner the next day

I've never been much of a forums guy, but I joined a Chevy truck one and it's wild how badly these dudes wanna control what you do with your own vehicle. Then get angry as shit when you basically tell them you're gonna do it your way. 🤭 It's fng crazy.

“tiara meat suit???? omg sorry mother monster i thought… you said…???” -lady gaga’s assistant arriving to the 2010 VMAs holding a box of tiramisu

I'm not sure these congresspeople understand what the word "representative" means?

Uqora and ForHims commercials..

I'm not saying I hate you, but I hope a whale eats you and swallows.

Have ya ever wanted to say, fuck it, and drive your car at full speed into a wall knowing it would be disastrous? That's basically what Trump and Musk are doing to America.

I just want to make out with you under the stars

Music makes me think I'm fitter than I am when working out.

CHLAMYDIA ALSO DOESN'T CARE SO FUCK YOU SHINGLES

My sister: I like your outfit! Me: Good! You’ll see it tomorrow night, too.

🤣

My autobiography is just going to be a bunch of CVS prescription receipts stapled together.

Looked at you and immediately thought hepatitis so it’s a yes.

Pro tip never check the expiration date on the condiments in your refrigerator door

I’d love to be emotionally stable, but unfortunately, I have a personality

People like to think they’re smarter than me because they are.

Looking forward to the ultimate weighted blanket, six feet of dirt piled on top of me.

We're in a timeline where Lassie would push Timmy down the fucking well and be like 🤷‍♂️

I'm so old that by the time I get done saying "note to self" I've already forgotten what I was trying to note.

Good morning Bluesky 👋

My dm's are like a software update. Not now, maybe next week.

Some y'all are in for a rude fng awakening when you don't have anyone to help you with shit as you get older. But sure, nEvEr SeTtLe.

Why are you crying? Did you actually think someone could love you?

I love the way you make my skin tingle ~ me to my edible

A SCRAM button, but for people.

Me: *getting 96 stars in Super Mario World Babe, you wanna know why Saddam Hussein was deposed and killed? Cuz of me.

I believe anything the White House says to scare me but I don’t believe anything the White House says to assure me. 🇺🇸

i like to keep a tidy timeline

New level of begging unlocked.

Sorry I yelled out, "THE WIRE TRANSFER IS COMPLETE," when I came.

It was a chilly night so I warmed her by being the big spoon and she returned the favor with intermittent bursts of smelly heat to my crotch.

Sorry I shitposted the bed.

plays odd or even with my nose hair

The plural for...you know what fuck it.