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Happy Neil day to all who celebrate

tearing shit up

It's just shy of 3am & I'm at the gym What am I doing

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I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario

The epic new fortnite cat Cate Meowdy 🎨 #CateMeowdy #Fortnite #anthro #furry #art #fanart

Okay, small gossip report because I'm dying from laughing

cop in The Wicker Man (leaving unharmed because he slept with that hot blonde): what a strange, sexy island

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this Montessori parenting book I got: of course you want to introduce consent by asking the baby if you can pick them up, try saying "hello, baby, may I pick you up" me, irrevocably fucking up my child: I'm gonna eat you like a corn cob! MOMMY'S GONNA EAT YOU LIKE A CORN COB!

I think we gotta convince people that the Bible says GenAI is bad how do we do this

you're gonna wanna see this

First time ever I am tempted to collect Necrons:

I do not understand the masculinity crisis as being a male is primarily about getting hella rad and I'm all about that

More journalists need to talk about this the way Japanese articles do

BRO I FUCKIN COOKED BUY MY ART #cyberpunkedgerunners #fanart #dubzart

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ow my nuts!

I just need everyone to watch this and understand I have been laughing about it for 24 hours

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

And the Michelin Man removed the tire from his waist and gave it to them, saying, “Take this and drive; for this is my body.”

starting a trade war with china and preemptively isolating yourself by imposing tariffs on everyone else at the same time is cool. i think that's a cool thing to do

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Anybody ever feel like they just need a cuddle puddle and some good food and rest?

Fucking your wife: gay & feminine Fucking your bros: het & masculine

🌱 Hio #PortfolioDay ! I'm an illustrator that loves to draw colorful gremlins, miscreants and goobers. 🪷 I work mostly in the ttrpg and personal character space! 🎨 www.sitaduncan.com

there aren't enough games where men have their songs out, flapping wildly as they fight & move

Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker

i don't think we should gatekeep the enormous 28 pound bunny that works as a service animal at giants games sometimes. i think we should share news of the 28 pound bunny with the wider internet

I've become a gym rat