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Senior Data Analyst at a Fortune 500. Chairman of the Board at the American Board of Design and Research. Opinions mine. Tulsa | Chicago | Houston https://linktr.ee/dambold
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how i get through working in an office

Not now, apocalyptic robot army

How people got stuff around before wheels.

Are restaurants still going the whole metal grate/plate/roof coverings inside still

Target is no longer allowed to be called “Tar-jay”. It’s now pronounced like you have a boil that looks like it’s about to pop

Morning girlies how are y’all this is my mood right now

I posted that egg photo and someone said “we have eggs here in Illinois and they are regular priced” OKAY AND?!

*hot pockets song* it’s war crimes

Yay April 17th! Also, @johnrogers.bsky.social, I have questions.

It’s Saturday night and instead of going out, I stayed in and started building a book nook.

It’s crawfish season, and even though there is snow on the ground the food is hot!

Anyway the dog is fine he got cuddles and treats and played ball

So yesterday I was in a meeting with 30 ppl and my dog was barking and I THOUGHT I was on mute and went over to him and said stop barking and then stepped on his long feather tails and said oh sorry baby come here I didn’t mean to step on he tail and I WAS NOT ON MUTE and was being heckled!!!!!

“Remember the good old days when we didn’t have to book our movie theater seats?” THOSE ARE NOT GOOD OLD DAYS that’s like saying hi fam remember when we drained bile and used leeches xoxo

Who are your four favorite Marvel characters?

Also the same thing for Trans people. They are human beings and humans all evolved killing prey larger than themselves. We are all still dominant alpha predators on this earth and they are by no means weak when it comes to survival. Don’t mess with humans of any kind.

They also have a much stronger sense of survival, danger, and where the nearest blunt instrument is. Even the ones that are being called “fat” will absolutely wreck someone attacking them because body type doesn’t matter.

Deciphering The Ancient Herculaneum Scrolls | Full Documentary | Secrets of the Dead | PBS youtu.be/9z0SzSRAHTI?...

I feel like these people threatening drag queens in the streets keep forgetting that they can literally beat you down if you push them too far. Most of them work out, know self defense and aren’t above cutting you if things get tough.

my bsky score is just a half-eaten corn dog is that good

Tomorrow marks one month since we launched @thepickupdotcom.bsky.social! Our 3-person editorial engine published 52 stories to the site during that time so I want to share some of the best ones. Let's start with this story about the coolest woman Tulsa's ever seen: thepickup.com/the-true-sto...

I saw a video on TikTok where a guy was like “we have fire breathing dragons now” and while the video was obviously AI, my reaction was well yeah I mean that tracks for the way this year is going

Good morning

Greta please bring back the people as animals in your adaptation please please please

800 Year Old Oak Tree. It is called Majesty, or the Fredville Oak, and is located in Fredville Park, Nonington, Kent.

NAUR

It’s not a charcuterie village it’s an charcuterie home

Crypto is Kohl’s Cash.

I’m SHOCKED that Julian Sewell got literal actual Kylie Minogue to take a part in his 80s series that I am obsessed with. #palomadiamond

I’m starting to watch White Lotus and okay Parker Posey dial it back

There you have it. The Economic Policy Uncertainty Index (www.policyuncertainty.com) just hit an all-time high, surpassing its previous high from May 2020 - the teeth of the #COVID pandemic. Consequences: worse investment climate, higher risk premia, (likely) higher interest rates...

Lmao ok Boris

And what the hell even is a crumbumb?!

Okay what the fuck I am VERY pro trans and anti genocide! Were they drunk when they made this list?!

Heavy snow! I’m going to cook a nice warm cozy meal tonight.

There was always the kid who wanted to finish hanging the guy even if someone won

The Planetary Society strongly opposes the sudden, indiscriminate dismissal of more than 1,000 scientists, engineers, and explorers at NASA — the largest involuntary workforce reduction since the end of the Apollo program. Read more on our stance. ⬇️

Hey you! You got this. PUNCH THE DAY IN THE FACE!

these are in fact dinosaurs

Every time I see someone put their hand to their mouth, to whisper to someone else, I keep seeing people raise their hands to different sides of their face? Is there a wrong hand or what? I was taught that you shield your mouth from OTHERS to whisper to the person.

It’s supposed to snow 10 inches today.