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dammitally.bsky.social
midwest muppet, shenanigan enthusiast & gabaghoul. PhD in BTVS. @goodmoviebadmovie.bsky.social 🍿
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[aerosmithy] 🎵Chekhov's got a gun...🎵

I always played as Toad in Mario Kart but so help me god from here on out I’m fighting tooth and nail to be that bovine.

Congrats to the folks who can play Zelda at a decent frame rate #Switch2

From the Bad list! Accidentally kill the team dream and you are chewed up & spit out by the cruel high school machine. Throw on something neon & open wide for 1999’s “Jawbreaker”! #90smovie #cultfilm #filmsky sites.libsyn.com/469407/GoodM...

Starting to think people who say the adaptation of #TLOU is bad have never seen literally any other video game adaptation…but we have!

My NEFARIOUS PLANS have finally been EXPOSED!!

“The Studio”, “Hacks” & “The Last of Us” all ending within days of each other…

If @trixiemattel.bsky.social lived in the castle from “Beauty & the Beast”

share the money pigeon for 10,000 years good luck 💸🍀🤞

please hire me to promote your movie at Cannes. This is low key everything I have ever wanted: movies, travel, walking the red carpet mysteriously & being weird AF

Damn! The legal term for this motion to dismiss is "badass". 1/

on this date eight years ago, Tom Holland wowed Zendaya on Lip Sync Battle with his cultural critique of impervious surface stormwater runoff.

the only news source you can trust these days

new gender neutral greeting just dropped

Our next episode is on 1999’s “ #Jawbreaker ”, a “ #Heathers ”-esque, pre-“ #MeanGirls ” dark comedy starring Rose McGowan and Judy Greer. Did you like this movie? Got a hot take? Let us know! #filmsky #podcast

From the Bad list!: Not sure what else you’d expect from a movie directed by someone nick-named “Kaos”. Hope you like explosions! 💥 #badmovie #LucyLiu #AntonioBanderas #filmsky sites.libsyn.com/469407/GoodM...

From the Good list: “Team America” star Matt Damon actually helps refresh the spy genre in “The Bourne Identity” (2002). Sometimes, less explosions are a good thing. #spymovies #mattdamon #thebourneidentity #filmsky sites.libsyn.com/469407/GoodM...

Sinners (2025)

I got tennis elbow from watching “Challengers”

I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning

really hope this is what’s actually going on in America right now

just a periodic reminder that blocking people you haven't interacted with yet, but who are acting up in someone else's mentions or posting unhinged freak takes with sincerity, is both fun and cool

Katy Perry & Gail King going into space today #30rock

every time I’ve opened my phone in the last ten years

🎶”kier, chosen one, kier. kier, brilliant one, kier…”🎶

(Depeche Mode voice) your own Skibidi Toilet

Is anyone actually doing their taxes because they sure as hell aren’t representing us

I am not joking when I say this is one of the best things I’ve seen in a hot minute. An outrageous concept which is somehow as funny as it is thoughtful. (Currently streaming on MUBI)

The Department of Government Efficiency, for example

Annoyed that a beloved internet meme of a Shiba Inu will be overshadowed by a hair-plugged man child who is hell bent on destroying democracy in the annals of our history.

the Dunkin’ logo has never felt more accurate

i’m a 10 but in the psych ward i’m a 13.

I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes

on this day

no joke Matt Damon's kink is making cameos in movies

Every time I try to have hope in humanity I’m reminded some of us need signs to remember to wash our hands after using the bathroom

If these boomers think I talk too fast, imagine playing Busta Rhymes & their heads explode like in “Marks Attacks!”

I built a Playstacean!

as much of a movie hound as I am, we all need to keep reading right now. it’ll save us in the end. #hopecore thread 👇🏻

We are watching the Severance finale with Maggie, who we adopted this week, and from her expression it’s clear that she is NOT caught up.