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is masculinity when you never stop fucking whining about everything? that seems to be the vance demo

submitted 2 days ago • 34 comments

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I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)

submitted 5 days ago • 67 comments

taking black kids away from their parents and putting them on farms seems really familiar to me! what could it be?

submitted 5 days ago • 2091 comments

this is how i know the CIA is not what it used to be because they killed JFK for less than this.

submitted 6 days ago • 49 comments

it is genuinely incredible that all you have to do is scratch the surface and it becomes clear that each of these guys is a huge piece of shit

submitted 11 days ago • 2311 comments

Serena Williams was on the field longer today than Harrison Butker.

submitted 12 days ago • 168 comments

If you’re in line to sack Patrick Mahomes, STAY IN LINE

submitted 13 days ago • 69 comments

Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds

submitted 19 days ago • 57 comments

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he was right, not even half an hour after this post, the mavs traded luka to the lakers for AD and a pick

submitted 20 days ago • 17 comments

Who has invite codes for the new one

submitted 22 days ago • 39 comments

You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.

submitted 31 days ago • 338 comments

i am mere hours away from finding out if someone can in fact be too depressed to go to a bright eyes concert

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

David Lynch movies: Surreal, nightmarish, otherworldly David Lynch quotes:

submitted 35 days ago • 9 comments

The shrine to David Lynch at Bob's Big Boy is really something...

submitted 36 days ago • 39 comments

RIP, king www.vulture.com/article/davi...

submitted 36 days ago • 35 comments

i love how insane everyone is becomeing. doing these quarterly episodes reminds me just how insane everyone is. i think it's good everyone is losing their minds constantly in front of an audience

submitted 37 days ago • 175 comments

[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

submitted 41 days ago • 87 comments

the perfect rating doesn't exi...... 📽️

submitted 70 days ago • 51 comments

someone throw a tomato at dan lanning for me

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

we should have lost that first game against osu so this feels like a Final Destination situation

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

do NOT make a lemon pig. the lemon pigs CAUSED THIS. you are messing with forces you DO NOT UNDERSTAND and CANNOT CONTROL.

submitted 53 days ago • 37 comments

we are entering a golden age of people being so open-minded their brains leak out

submitted 53 days ago • 169 comments

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this is camp

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picking up a urinal from the adjoining room and placing it against the far wall to make a Korok appear

submitted 62 days ago • 29 comments

only being able to show g-rated movies at school is crazy bc i can’t let the kids watch Inside Out, but we could feasibly watch 2001: A Space Odyssey

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

happy “lamar jackson is my fantasy qb” day to all who celebrate

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

you actually can fill the void at the core of your being with worldly possessions if you're really, really good at buying stuff

submitted 73 days ago • 99 comments

this is actually not true, because his case rests entirely on one issue and one issue only: is there a cool person on the jury?

submitted 74 days ago • 65 comments

if you ever want to feel like a really unsophisticated rube, try mixing up Keats and Yeats when someone asks about that widening gyre poem. they're putting my callow ass on the wagon back to the turnip farm

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reviewing the unabomber's manifesto on goodreads and giving it a 4/5 is so fucking funny man

submitted 75 days ago • 31 comments

the army before the third amendment was passed:

submitted 77 days ago • 21 comments

Good morning bluesky let’s get this bread

submitted 82 days ago • 8 comments

Georgia Tech in overtime was one of those "7 year old drives van for twelve miles before getting it stuck in a ditch" stories

submitted 84 days ago • 16 comments

i can't believe i missed an 8 OT game bc i was watching the gossipy pope movie

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My family watching me watching Drew Lock after I told them I can’t help in the kitchen

submitted 86 days ago • 53 comments

We're so back

submitted 87 days ago • 167 comments

This is what raw milk proponents look like to me

submitted 96 days ago • 26 comments

God to the people building the tower of babel

submitted 91 days ago • 16 comments

*showing my hairstylist a pic* i need you to kill this person for me

submitted 93 days ago • 16 comments

I don't think there's much of a political downside for any elected democrat to vociferously defend trans rights but I'm sure there are some well-paid piece of shit party stratgestists with a twtter account jam packed with demented posts going back years who are telling them otherwise

submitted 94 days ago • 16 comments

Disney on Ice is so funny. You grow up practicing skating 5 hours a day until your feet bleed, an Eastern European coach screams at you non stop every single day, you get ranked 42nd in the world and wonder about your career and then it’s like boom hope you like being Sebastian the Crab

submitted 95 days ago • 16 comments

[noticing a group of people having a nice time at the park] enjoy your echo chamber

submitted 96 days ago • 146 comments