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New York Times bestselling author of ANATOMY and IMMORTALITY. Host of the podcast Noble Blood. TV writer on occasion.
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but how will I know if prose is luminous or not?!?!?!?!
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"oh he's just saying things to get a reaction, he doesn't really mean it" that is what people say about toddlers
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he made me laugh so much I was like, "fuck I gotta marry this guy"
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it's not that thing where we all have to pretend that this ordinary janitor or whatever happens to look like a movie star
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just like, bird's eye view here
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for the record, I had a GREAT TIME watching the monkey movie
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I don't know who said "what if we make a music biopic and have the musician be portrayed as a CGI monkey" but I think I am in love with them.
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hah yes that's it!
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this is the true experience of being a woman on a dating app
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that's a good husband!
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I'm in
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YES HE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN HOW TO SELL IT!