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Messy drama! Friendship breakup! And more in my upcoming graphic novel, Message Delivered. #bopo #messagedelivered #dramabook

I'll just floss tomorrow

Yes I know them, we went to Twitter together.

short live the king

Every union should be echoing this statement.

he looks so GOOFY 😭

American Psycho sequel just dropped

No 🥰

"Stonewall is transgender history"

we’re about to get threeberculosis

No one could’ve predicted that Trump would so many of the things that he said he would do.

anchor: let's turn it over to dave for the 7 day geometry forecast. dave, how are the polygons looking this weekend? dave: [speaking in tongues, scribbling Forbidden Polygons all over a county map] anchor: haha, thanks dave. sounds like we'll need amulets and goggles if we're heading outdoors

More excuses to further marginalized vulnerable communities with police violence. With this excuse police will have the power to pre-emptively kill people. And of course it will happen in racialized and homeless communities

A weird thing about being online is you’ll get a notification that someone named “feral weirdo” follows you and you’ll go ah good a normal person, and then you’ll get a notification that someone named “Professor Thomas Smith” follows you and you’ll think oh no a weirdo

we missed the golden era of the pneumatic tube

Nazi company

They are going to hear you. They don't have a choice. The world struck you, harsh and merciless But you did not break. You rang like a church bell.

If you like punching yourself in the face then by all means, use AI. You will be unemployed and unable to afford a computer when they take all the jobs and the economy collapses. But at least corporations and billionaires will save money.

Link in bio for my fairytale graphic novel 💜

Sorry to the eugenicists in the comments but you do not get to use “fuck around and find out” on kids who are being murdered by their idiot parents

(at self checkout) me: did you find everything ok? me: yes thank you

Sorry if it's cringe or virtue signaling or whatever but unqualified and unconditional love and support to every trans person on earth. You will win and I will help you.

Oops 😬

don’t you hate it when you’re reaching for a bag of salad in the produce aisle and accidentally walk over to the bakery and eat an entire sheet cake

I want to drink my cold brew out of a baby bottle while I close my eyes and twirl my hair around one finger but not in a weird way

Opinion | America needs to end DEI and bring back the meritocracy. by Big Balls

If it seems like the staff is ignoring you, we assure you it’s your fault.