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Five highlights of my productivity last week: 1. Got a dab pen and a Ruger 9mm carbine on the same trip 2. Pooped 3. Fucked Elons dad 4. Pooped 5. Got a .22

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

i know we all need to just internalise this and move on but i really can't get past the fact that all high-level geopolitics is now "thinking up ways to trick the world's most infantile man into believing that your agenda will make him look like the birthday boy"

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

That may not be the only thing that's happening with the CBS lawsuit, but surely it's part of it. Not just there, either. Why it was (and is) worth correcting the "landslide" myth-making, and why Trump's deep lack of popularity can matter.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

They say ketamine is hard to OD on. But Matthew Perry, rest his soul, managed to do it. I have faith in your abilities Elon 🙏

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

i am going to fucking lose my mind, this is not an actual proposal, it’s brain poisoned nonsense drawn up by some musk toady on twitter, it assumes savings that are totally implausible and being contested in federal court, stop responding as if they’re real

submitted 2 days ago • 87 comments

Using Twitter regularly is highly unethical, and a significant personal failing for people that do.

submitted 2 days ago • 19 comments

The math literally does not math without like eliminating the entire US Marine Corps and half the Army, that's the level of absurdity we're talking about here This is where I would remind everyone the only politicals in OSD rn who can spell DoD are the cheese protege Hawley staffer failure dipshits

submitted 3 days ago • 12 comments

Trump’s entire economic plan revolves around creating engine block assembly jobs for a new generation of workers who exclusively want their careers to be “SlurCoin rug puller” and “Shein Sweater Dress Reviewer” (starting salary one million dollars/yr). Best of luck to all involved!

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Give away the store up front so you can get a great deal with a bully later. Live from Riyadh, your new Secretary of Departments that Don’t Matter

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

drop woke go broke

submitted 5 days ago • 14 comments

It may seem odd that Sean "Shitdick" O'Brien, as he was known in high school probably, offered up his own union's members for blood sacrifice. But did you know that Trump nominated a Teamster wheelbarrow operator to be Assistant Undersecretary of the FHWA? Politics is a give and take.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

is 'I was kicked in the head by a horse' a counterintuitive answer

submitted 5 days ago • 12 comments

Keep in mind that in the US the uncertainty is not because of an external force like a pandemic. It’s because of self inflicted domestic politics.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Let me put it another way: if Republicans get what they want via the budget and DOGE (cut social security, SNAP, Medicare, Medicaid), Trump probably enters 2026 battling nuclear waste for “most unpopular thing in America”. Doesn’t matter who owns Twitter or what Fox says.

submitted 6 days ago • 15 comments

Doing great 👍

submitted 7 days ago • 1846 comments

It’s actually awesome that Elon Musk is having a ton of kids. The world needs more people that hate Elon Musk

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Every now and then I have to stop and marvel at this picture. Marveling at how roughly 50% of these people turned into lunatic cranks, obsessive grifters, or full on Republicans

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

You shouldn’t randomly vandalize teslas, but teslas owners should afraid enough of random vandalism that they put a ‘fuck Elon musk’ sticker on their car somewhere imo

submitted 9 days ago • 7 comments

Putin Dead At 72 From All The Orgasms Trump And Pete Hegseth Gave him Yesterday www.wonkette.com/p/putin-dead... By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments