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dandy0ne.bsky.social
Bit of a dandy, nerd, sci-fi/fantasy reader. Might hook up with a guy someday. I'm not a serious person. Sarcasm is my love language. Body positivity account. Giver of the worlds okayest weinerings. 43 y/o idiot. You'll love me. Or not.
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Oh wow Michelle Trachtenberg died. She was smoking hot back in the day.

My office is FREEZING this morning

Repost with the first album you bought 😆

Using a gif or video, describe your mood today

Morning

I have an overwhelming need for boobs in my face this morning

Beakman's World transports me to my childhood and gives me those Saturday morning good feelings unlike anything else. It's pretty amazing.

Too. Stinking. Early.

Happy Saturday everyone. I hope your day is filled with sexual fulfillment! Or at least a nice masturbation session.

I still like watching Beekman's World. So that's who I am

Just spent 30 minutes walking around walmart looking for frozen, pre-cooked, cubed chicken breast. Never did find it. Fuck you walmart.

I love this background

Morning

Colonoscopy went well. A couple polyps they're sending out to get tested is all.

Propofol is such an anticlimactic drug. You fall asleep. You wake up.

In the throws of bowl prep for the colonoscopy tomorrow. #TMI

It doesn't get talked about enough about how Audrey Hepburn was an absolute dime

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Feeling like shiiiiiiiiiiit