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daniforth.bsky.social
Writer, storyteller, on-demand bon vivant. Talking film history at www.writingtherapyproductions.com or other stuff at talesfrompartsunknown.com
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The Oscars approach, and is my wont, I watched every nominee so you don't have to! But seven at least I recommend. Read on and find out which! www.talesfrompartsunknown.com/2024-bps/

The lobby of my work has a live piano player in the lobby, but hasn't turned off the standard lobby music. They are at war. The pianist really put some mustard on Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas but the Jazz cover of Jingle Bells hit back hard.

"This is Cake Pop, I'm on your six" I can see myself getting that handle

New on the podcast: "We chase storms for the LOVE, they do it for the MONEY" is a weird story to tell twice, but they did, so let's see who did it better!

The X-Men film franchise was weird. Rather than sum it all up, we and special guest @munsi.bsky.social dig into its weirdest chapter: that time they took two tries at making a movie out of the Dark Phoenix saga, and hired the same writer both times. www.writingtherapyproductions.com/home/phoenix

"Ghidorrah gives so much head" kind of writes itself

Fresh episode of the Academy Vs Audience podcast, featuring @munsi.bsky.social! We talk Woody Allen and Star Wars, two topics the internet loves being normal about! www.writingtherapyproductions.com/home/ava79

Fresh Academy Vs Audience episode! We have many thoughts about the best picture nominees! www.writingtherapyproductions.com/home/oscars2...

Been over a week since Dad passed. It remains awful. Still waiting on my free churro.

Everything is worse now.

It's annoying that we now are expected to take seriously people who were radicalized by Lara Croft's bustline falling below a certain threshold

My co-hosts and I dig deep into Rocky, the audience and critical darling that launched the second most successful franchise to come out of the 70s. writingtherapyproductions.com AVA goes the distance with Rocky — Writing Therapy Productions

On the neglected blog: ten best picture nominees reviewed and ranked. Which should you see? www.talesfrompartsunknown.com/oscar-2024/

I mean if the final shot is Madame Web and the girls looking out at the city skyline while an Avril Lavigne song plays, I'll buy a ticket right away.

Okay but like, right... Is Madame Web REALLY telling us anything about Sony's superhero strategy that we didn't already learn with Morbius? It's not like everything was going awesome but now suddenly it's gone off the rails, they literally released Morbius twice.

Easily the most money someone named Kirby has ever made on the Fantastic Four.

Happy "Bob Marley: One Love has opened so the trailer will stop playing on every goddamn movie" Day to all who celebrate. It's me, I celebrate that.

M/F/K VenoMorbiVerse team-up movie titles Sinister Six: Something To Do With Spider-man I Think Venom V Morbius: Dawn of Sinister Madame Web In the Multiverse of Morbius

A Muppet remake we need: Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Start with a human cast. They are gradually replaced with Muppets. Only Keifer Sutherland thinks anything is amiss.

Fresh Recovered episode! Disney's various attempts to make my favourite Disneyland ride into a movie. Check it out! writingtherapyproductions.com/home/hauntedmansion

Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato

I know there are a lot of factors affecting box office for The Marvels and Aquaman and it's folly to claim you know the one, true reason, but... Maybe if a movie's a billion-dollar hit, you DON'T wait four to five years for the sequel.

You ever have a night where instead of your responsibilities you just start making Succession/I Think You Should Leave crossover memes

Hey, here's a thing I did! La Femme Nikita, how does it hold up, and how much did Hollywood being Hollywood bungle it? www.writingtherapyproductions.com/home/recnikita