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submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

Shit. I just got an email from my union with a report attached announcing 3,400 Permanent Seasonal Employees (PSEs- which I am) getting fired. I've worked for the Forest Service for 23 years and was 2 years from retirement. My life plan has been completely blown up by a S. African drug addict.

submitted 17 days ago • 82 comments

We have to win the Meteorology Bowl™️

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Where were you for the Aaron Friggin Wiggins game? #nba #okc

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

The Kings are right to double Aaron Wiggins apparently, he’s now out scored Shai and the bench is LOVING IT #nba

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

The Kings are doubling Aaron Wiggins?!

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Wake me up when January ends

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Congrats to this guy! #nba #okc

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

JDub gotta take over, could be a signature game for his first all star campaign

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

I think the allure of becoming a vampire is more than the whole superpowers and eternal life thing, it's really the allure of unlimited free time to clean or like do hobbies. And the price of human blood isn't that bad, it's not like we don't have a homeless problem

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

I DEMAND MORE BRANDON CARLSEN MINUTES #nba

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

To think we bothered to remove lead paint, haha the absolute hubris

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Personally, my favorite part of Amazon Prime is paying to watch commercials

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

OKC +22 in the 3rd quarter ⚡️🌩️

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Clippers 1st quarter defense has been outstanding, Shai definitely struggling to adjust to the constant double teams

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

They're saying my new hit show Harden Flop isn't a show, it's just hours and hours of James Harden rolling around with his hands over his face, no explanation - just phantom call after phantom call with an obese man falling onto shit wood and getting shit calls

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Free throw merchant had 19 in a quarter with 2 free throws, weird

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

And now we have Odd Job checking in for the Grizz

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Three! Three Shai dunks!!

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

FIRE MIKE STOOPS

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Why are they the midshipmen and not the seamen?

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

The NBA needs to figure out how to market Tyrese Maxey more than LeBron or Steph. There’s a whole tier of young stars waiting in the wings who need the marketing

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

You won't stop until you get some of my "figgy pudding"? Ok you fuckin freaks, won't save any cages, not where you're going

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

in your dying moments you see a Jackie Chan style closing credits blooper reel of all the times you hurt yourself

submitted 69 days ago • 48 comments

Caruso grabbing at his left groin while springing and now headed to the locker room 😖

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

...OH FOR FUCKS SAKE. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE. IT'S "COMES BEFORE EVE AND IS GENERALLY UNSATISFYING." THAT'S IT. Christians really will mailignantly colonize every holiday they can just to keep the cancer spreading, won't they?

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Die Hard must’ve hit so hard before 9/11

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

You will NEVER guess what this reply by a government agency is in response to.

submitted 73 days ago • 61 comments

“party city’s going out of business” would be a good line right before you kicked someone in the nuts

submitted 73 days ago • 49 comments

Idea: a movie called "W(h)ere baby" about a couple who has a child that is a werewolf and also missing

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

“Side effects may include” Here we go “Heartburn” Check “Hypertension” Uh oh “Suicidal thoughts or actions” Fuck “Chronic urgency and diarrhea” Oh fuck “Rapidly spreading rash or hives” Oh my fucking god Bingo! I won big pharma ad bingo!

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

THE ENTIRE CITY OF HOUSTON CAN EAT SHIT

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

If you say “sleigh” like ermagherd, it’s just “slur”

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

The NBA could make this mideseason tournament work by actually making it a tournament. Like midseason madness opposed to March madness. Make the championship one of the holidays. Have it replace the all star game in terms of a skills comp etc that same weekend, schedule more games in the spring

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Luka took 1 more FTA than SGA. SGA had 23 more points. Statement game.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

tbh the Birmingham Bowl should’ve just been Vandy and Oklahoma to determine the best team in Alabama this season

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

Jdub career night??

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments