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dankplank.bsky.social
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Alright guys, I'm the first wave coming in from the Twitter shitshow What's happenin

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Only 75,000 people have been displaced in Southern Lebanon. No biggie. 🫤

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Actually forgot this existed

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Oh my fuck that's funny

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What is there to say? Nothing three hundred characters could encapsulate.

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reskeet with a fictional character you base your personality around

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🇺🇸RONALD REAGAN FUN FACT🇺🇸 he’s still dead. :)

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Democrats and Republicans are both Banana Parties, wanna know why? Because it's their favorite kind of Republic

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Preach!

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This mfer said bluesky elders

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this is the fucking funniest thing i've ever read in my life

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“Absolutely Stunning” – Scientists Discover Metals That Can Heal Themselves - https://scitechdaily.com/absolutely-stunning-scientists-discover-metals-that-can-heal-themselves/ 🧪

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Have you seen giant wasps flying around? Don't panic, it's Cicada Killer season! These native insects dig holes and fill them with cicada bodies to feed their young. 🧪https://extension.illinois.edu/blogs/flowers-fruits-and-frass/2021-07-01-cicada-killer-wasps-search-cicadas-not-humans

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Babe you must be the summer of 2023 because you’re breaking all previous hotness records and scaring the shit out of everybody.

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new twitter logo just dropped

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A nostr dev deleting his post here, on a platform where posts can be deleted. You have to respect using another platforms potential to the fullest

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The fact that I'm schooling lolberts while toasted off alcohol should not be a commendation upon my knowledge, but a condemnation on the weakness of their own ridiculous argument.

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Lake Day Photgraphy brought to you by Plank Photography (pt4)

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Lake Day Photgraphy brought to you by Plank Photography (pt3)

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Lake Day Photgraphy brought to you by Plank Photography (pt2)

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Lake Day Photgraphy brought to you by Plank Photography

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Neat spider out by a local lakeside

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Obama being indictided, "Uh, I'm beginning to feel fear."

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im indocrinated into this place now, i leave and no one would understand the memes. no one gets cum on a chicken sandwich, trust me i tried to explain it to the wal-mart greeter for five minutes and she just moved me along

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why, did something happen?

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Dragonfly on my arm, finishing his meal

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bluesky is like that cool friend! threads is like another person. twitter is someone as well. listen sorry i’m currently landing a commercial airliner, this isn’t really a good time for me to post

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Apparently Bluesky is filled with lefties, but where are they? I've seen Liberals, Progressives, but not a single Marxist and only a few Anarchists. WHERE ARE MY PEOPLE

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what the public calls “gender affirming care” is actually sets of procedures and therapies that cis people utilize all the time. the powers that be, or Big Cis as i call them, have a vested interest in you not knowing that biological sex exists on a continuum and that it is easy to change

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Ronald Reagan died 6969 days ago today. 1 reskeet is 1 piss on his grave

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