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Pioneering Female Archaeologist In Google Doodle Bears Silent Witness To Man’s Search For ‘Zootopia’ Porn theonion.com/pioneer...

submitted 17 days ago • 40 comments

For those of you who have started following me, but don't know me.... I'm a UK school librarian who specialises in reviewing horror, often with an emphasis on YA and Middle Grade for @gnofhorror.com which hosts my 'Young Blood' page. Here's my latest reviews gnofhorror.com/jan-feb-esse...

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

The foresight shown by the ancients in building Ethernet ports into the dome!

submitted 22 days ago • 12 comments

"Facism is the act of self-deception in service of making your own life more painful, solely for the payoff of making life more painful for people you dislike."

submitted 101 days ago • 33 comments

Dude, Emilia Pérez is actual dogshit.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

a reason i think Elon Musk is so opposed to WFH is that he spends a huge chunk of his day playing video games instead of working and - because he lacks any empathy as a sociopath - assumes everyone else is like him

submitted 26 days ago • 32 comments

These huge gigs are actually so fucking lame man. I was waiting for the Nine Inch Nails tickets at the O2 arena to go live and standing was sold out immediately. And seating tickets start from £185. Actually fucking insanity. Not even fucking JESUS CHRIST himself could charge me that much.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

I have no problem with Lin-Manuel Miranda because I’ve seen what happens to a Moana movie he’s not involved in

submitted 27 days ago • 8 comments

Another huge banger from Gary Stevenson. A must watch. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xtwb...

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Just caught up with the Joe Rogan interview with Mark Zuckerberg. Truly one of the most breathtakingly hypocritical things I’ve ever heard. Astounding political and intellectual cynicism and self-interest, wrapped up in Silicon Valley facile speak.

submitted 30 days ago • 40 comments

Jesus fucking christ

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The r/DiscoElysium subreddit has been seriously cooking lately with gems such as this: www.reddit.com/r/DiscoElysi...

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

I'm completely serious when I say I'll kill myself before I thank an ex-gf for defending my gaming honor this way

submitted 36 days ago • 158 comments

A Complete Unknown was alright, fine, a bit better than just OK. I was hoping it'd make me want to listen to more Bob Dylan but I guess if I haven't grown to like his music already no film wouldn't.

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

David Lynch gave us the language we needed to better articulate the indescribable strangeness of our shared reality. “Lynchian” is so overused because it’s a viscerally understandable word without any known synonyms. I can’t imagine a more beautiful artistic legacy than that.

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Terrible people can say good things

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

We’re aware of the bot followers. We know it’s really irritating for yall. The blade runners are working hard and we’re looking at bigger steps.

submitted 49 days ago • 1167 comments

Happy "Darkest Day in American History" everyone!

submitted 49 days ago • 3 comments

I really need Trent Reznor to score a musical and get the EGOT he deserves. He’s only a Tony away.

submitted 49 days ago • 52 comments

Of the 40ish films released in 2024 in the UK that I watched, my top 10: 10. The Holdovers 9. Late Night with the Devil 8. Robot Dreams 7. Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga 6. Hundreds of Beavers 5. Challengers 4. Civil War 3. The Substance 2. The Taste of Things 1. Bionico's Bachata (LFF24) #filmsky

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

I always found Sam Hyde to be his own worst enemy. Amongst all the edginess, deep sarcasm and irony there is sometimes good insight and good humour. He struggles to say what he really means because he's probably super afraid of ever being seen as earnest. youtu.be/YvcUQI6gAaI?...

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

Godzilla Breaks Silence Over Collab With Diddy in ‘98 hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

submitted 52 days ago • 7 comments

One of my favourite covers ever is finally on Spotify. Mick Gordon's version of Leonard Cohen's The Partisan. Almost 10 years after it was first released with Wolfenstein: The Old Blood. open.spotify.com/track/53FLdg...

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

lead singer: ARE YOU READY TO ROCK???? me in the pit trying to clean the front of my glasses w my tshirt: JUST A SEC, BUD

submitted 53 days ago • 154 comments

Just watched Blade. What does "some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate up-hill" even mean???

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Quote a title screen that is iconic to you

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Merry Christmas and hail to the King baby.

submitted 61 days ago • 31 comments

You can immediately tell Lin-Manuel Miranda wasn't involved in Moana 2 because all the songs suck.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

So close... Movie Grid - 12/23/2024: 8/9 Correct Score: 2276 🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 www.moviegrid.io

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Didn't know you could submit the same film for multiple squares... sadge. Vulture Cinematrix No. 271: Dec 22, 2024 I got 4/9 Correct Score: 1057 🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜ 🟩⬜⬜ Play at: vulture.com/vulturecinem...

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Truth nuke:

submitted 64 days ago • 77 comments

LOTR: The War of Rohirrim is the worst film I've seen in the cinema this year. Cheaply made, unnecessary and worst of all, very boring. The name drops at the end were like being forced to eat dogshit.

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