I often hate calling things cringe because I feel like certain people on the internet has been abusing that word, especially when talking about people just existing or enjoying life.
But I can say with 1,000,000% confidence that this is the cringiest shit I've seen in a long time. What the fuck?
Even if true, how is it a point of pride? 😆 I'm so proud of this other person's gaming score. Jeebus, reckon what kind of check he wrote her to say that.
A nearly completed pyramid was taken down by the Pharaoh in 1200BCE when his ninth wife (cocubinic) proclaimed him best at dice (clackety bird) that year
"I'm constantly being made fun of on this platform"
Now he knows why. This is literally the same energy as "my mom says I'm the handsomest boy in all school!"
My thoughts exactly. "Tell all the Gamers that I'm a pathetic loser (good) like they are, not a pathetic loser (bad) like I actually am, or you'll never see our kid again," feels like the subtext of whatever conversation preceded this tweet.
Adults usually praise their wealthy mates for establishing libraries or buildings at universities or scholarship funds for the underprivileged. These mega-rich toddlers talk about gaming prowess.
weird thing to be proud of. even more cringe than nationalism.
kinda like being proud of being the descendant of someone who got a darwin award with extra frills or something
Just so I’m clear on this. We’re supposed to believe he is: RunningTesla, Space X, The Boring Co. Twitter, fathering children to populate Mars, Running the Govt. AND the country’s best gamer?
To be the first? You'd pretty much have to play the game non-stop until you got there to beat the people who are happy to stay awake for a week just to say they were the first.
He illegally kept their children from her so she couldn't take them to her dying mother and she's still on his website defending his gaming honor. I remember when people tried to tell me she wasn't just a complete and total moron.
or, alternatively: elon owns the website this is posted on and probably can post as her whenever he feels like it so this is the world's saddest case of sockpuppetry
If he is actually running any of his businesses, no way is he one of the world’s top gamers. He wouldn’t have the time.
Hell, he tweets too much to have the time.
"We had to use in vitro fertilization because Elon was too busy being #1 druid in the easiest arpg in the world" doesn't sound as badass as they think it does
If anyone I ever knew, let alone a spouse or an ex, took to the internet to defend my gaming honor, I would immediately vanish in a puff of embarrassment, never to be seen again. I can't imagine anything more humiliating
Video games are valid entertainment, and skill in them is admirable but Jesus Christ she really
"You can call Elon a pervert, a con, a thief, a hypocrite and a fascist. Call him evil, but don't you dare say he stole valor in a video game. That's where I draw the line.
It's only a matter of time before this maniac produces a mass-casualty event.
The only thing that's moving the needle on his remaining cult followers is the cheating in Diablo. Better than nothing.
Grimes and Elon were meant for each other. In the sense that together, they could pass their single brain cell between each other in a ping pong match.
Nah, I even kind of like Grimes' old music or anything, but she is one hundred percent a cheap Björk rip off. Everything about her screams "Someone who wants the clout of Björk but doesn't actually understand her artistry and also plays too much World of Warcrsft"
Sure took her long enough to pipe up. Me thinks she had to negotiate a financial deal with ol’ fElon b4 posting ;-) hope it was a biggly number Grimes! #DancingDipshitElon
Insufferable twats. He's the richest man in the world, and can't just be happy. Deep down he knows he's nothing without the money. Everything he's built is built on wealth he didn't earn. Padding his baby soft ego with more $$$.
ive only heard of it from him bragging about it or saying its chess or whatever, but it looks like its just clash of clans with a cutsey aesthetic lol. theres maybe some smearscreen rts crap too but i have been informed its extremely p2w
i bought it long before this and its actually just the most dumbed down version of a 4x possible. quintessential phone game, can be essentially figured out in a few hrs
Its funnier when his mom does it.
His dad just points out the lies by talking about the emerald mines and that he cried after his bike got stolen. Holidays with the whole family have to be fun
What an indictment of not only the US but truly this entire planet that he is the richest and perhaps most influential person alive right now. If aliens showed up and got one look at this guy, they would vaporize this place immediately, and they'd be right to do so.
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But I can say with 1,000,000% confidence that this is the cringiest shit I've seen in a long time. What the fuck?
After reading this I'm still not sure
https://youtu.be/1FH-q0I1fJY?si=lVketF_UmQSinthF
Now he knows why. This is literally the same energy as "my mom says I'm the handsomest boy in all school!"
Or, how long ago did he hack it?
weird thing to be proud of. even more cringe than nationalism.
kinda like being proud of being the descendant of someone who got a darwin award with extra frills or something
These people are absolutely fucking horrible.
Which for the record I have NOT done because I'm bad.
Hell, he tweets too much to have the time.
10% chance he promised her visitation concessions if she beclowned herself further than she did by birthing his spawn in the first place.
"You can call Elon a pervert, a con, a thief, a hypocrite and a fascist. Call him evil, but don't you dare say he stole valor in a video game. That's where I draw the line.
(If I repeatedly announce I can shoot better than Steph Curry and a bunch of friends post “yup, I’ve seen it,” ppl would say “ok, prove it.”)
The only thing that's moving the needle on his remaining cult followers is the cheating in Diablo. Better than nothing.
Why would anyone take pride in an exes gaming prowess?
This is not the sign of a stable person.
How much did President Musk pay her to tweet that?
Good start for the next four year I suppose /s
this guys seriously the biggest fucking loser in the world
His dad just points out the lies by talking about the emerald mines and that he cried after his bike got stolen. Holidays with the whole family have to be fun
It's massively multiplayer with an uncountable number of character types, it has effectively an infinite world...
It's called the Internet.
(I've been saying this for *much* longer than I've been a research librarian. I wonder how I wound up here, huh?)
What a loser.
Thanks babe but I pulled the trigger an hour ago