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deathjitsu.bsky.social
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So like a girl who is a bird bc -she eats a lot of grains, seeds, and nuts -sings little songs -named herself after a bird (like Sparrow) (optional) -demonstrates nesting behaviors -flighty -makes bird memes (optional) -used to have a parrot but she moves around too much

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Something deeply disturbing to me that when I was growing up a woman moaning in a shampoo commercial was CRAZY now educational apps are like "we MURDERED our childlike MASCOT now he's GERMAN and likes BDSM"

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

crazy to live in a time where you have an idea for a painting and actually think "oh they're gunna kill me for this one"

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

im mentally ill & already live on a farm it doesn't help?????

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

they're gunna put me in the wellness farm camp

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

and with Elon’s FDA poised to ban stimulant ADHD meds, trading copper for meth is going to be vital to healthcare

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

being asked how to directly influence a very cancelled celebs character arc rn & spamming "pay the victims & their legal defense" i'm not on their side here wth

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I only get to draw for like 15 minutes a day now but I changed her ears to ghost pipe mushrooms, is this anything

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

What did he mean by this

submitted 6 days ago • 13 comments

If Elon Musk is good at video games why doesn't he play Balatro? 🤨

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

The risk I took was calculated but man am I bad at math

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

When Severance and Yellowjackets have a new episode on the same day

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Just want to point out that I am a nemesis pioneer.

submitted 12 days ago • 32 comments

writing leftist sci-fi. robot’s rules of order. things of this nature

submitted 13 days ago • 3 comments

Binging my favorite show on a snowy cleaning day and found my all time cutest funny @kenjennings.bsky.social moment ever

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I had a dream I got cancelled because someone started a rumor I had a secret child named "L'Brarious Dirge-N**ga"

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Rot Rabbit progress

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

Are Christopher Walken and John Turturo falling in love? This is the biggest ship I've ever had in my heart and I read smut

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Pthalo green is elite though so I'm gunna keep watching

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I went into Severance BLIND so all I've gathered is everyone hates their job and love pthalo green

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Mushroom spore landing in my lungs: I eat? My immune system: no not right now he’s still alive Mushroom spore: ok i wait

submitted 56 days ago • 35 comments

“Active listening” is a scam that has negatively impacted human conversation.

submitted 178 days ago • 8 comments

just getting on the same page: if anyone asks if you know any trans people, you say no.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Current amount of people i personally made buy balatro: 11

submitted 42 days ago • 3 comments

Making an 'I Sing the Body Electric' joke today and being immediately appreciated is probably my peak

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Im invested...

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

doesn’t everyone carry their medieval knights sword with them to go smoke a cig

submitted 27 days ago • 12 comments

im practicing a new kind of violence

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments