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Petrol head (British). There's sod all cars/bikes on this app. 4/10. Do better! 🚫m a g a🚫c r y p t o🚫reform uk. Your starter pack needs me in it. Martial arts chief instructor, though these days I have to beat people with my wit. Win some/lose some.
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Oooh! DOGE cheques. Will they have donnys autograph on them again? Remind me how this grift goes again, been a while...

*scrolling content* Wheres all the weird, dumb stuff? Oh wait, I'm on bluesky.

Congratulations! You have exceeded all expectations!

Todays new IQ test questions: 1) did you vote for trump? ...... YES/NO. If YES, please put down the crayon and just fuck all the way off. 2) Did you eat the crayon?

Todays new phrase: Micro presidenting.

Tomorrow, I will get up, go to work, be annoyed by what a couple of rich and powerful dickheads have done in a country 8'000 miles away and continue my day. For thousands of people, tomorrow will be very different and very bleak because of these dickheads. I think you guys need to fight a bit harder

Just imagine.....

The government of the USA is openly racketeering. And that is not even the worst thing about them. ‘Owning the libs’ is doing a heck of a lot of heavy lifting right now…

Trying to work out how much per stroke for donny's golf today, 50k? Wondering how much we save if he has a real one. Too bleak?

Sire, theres a phone call... They are asking to speak to Krasnov. They said to tell you 'the champagne showers are flowing' and want your response code?

4000! Thank you Liz!

Perfection🤌

Sitting here, waiting for my 4 thousandth follower to appear. Dear Bluesky, am I normal? (3998 btw...)

Does this mean we have to keep him? Thank you jeezus. Thanks a lot. 🙄

It's always the ones you most suspect.

And almost 4'000 of you wonderful people are following lil ol' me 😊 All my love ❤️

He nails it.

Still not sure if genuine, or trolling. That's what you have done to our planet, being unable to tell anymore.

The mental gymnastics to gaslight us is exhausting. These two people represent thousands of UK martial artists. Waiting for their videos of their 'greek salute?' Wankers.

Oh donny, did you just try flexing against the gov of Maine in public? Thats not cool maan.

It’s tough to get crushed this bad. On the app he owns too. Embarrassing.

Really not sure on the maths.... But we can still liquidate him. I'll happily do it gratis.

Not one of them would be trustworthy enough to become the school janitor.

I’m with Joe Walsh on this one.

Just watched the story of healing_belle on netflix. Honestly, there could be a reality show where she and George Santos try to start a non profit. But at the end, we feed them to gators.

Dear prez, Play less golf or fund it yourself. For more great tips to help your budget, stick me on the DOGE committee. (Unless I'm too old/woke/foreign/left/compassionate) KR. Dan.

New name time: MAGA is now known as... .... MAGAZI. (Pronounced magatzee) In honour of their shitler saluting spokesmen. Prediction: MTG will pull a salute before the week is out.

This is what patriotism looks like. Chris Kluwe, a former NFL player was arrested after speaking out against plans to install a MAGA plaque at a Southern California library. What a legend. The irony is that it’s unlikely a MAGA supporter has ever set foot in a library.

Still roman? Get fucked the pair of you and anyone who shared your platform. I believe Nige and Liz were there....

A common answer when people say 'what would you do if you could time travel?' 'Go back and fuck up hitler' People would disagree, saying we wouldn't learn the lessons and it would happen somewhere else with someone else. Turns out the lesson wasn't learned. Now theres two time trips to make.

If I use a clumsy, insulting cheap slur, like the R word and a person I love and respect thinks less of me, I would be mortified. Guessing leon has nobody in his life that he loves and respects, because he says the most awful things.

That about sums it up

New names time: Washington DC will be changed to... ... Gotham.

The Radicalisation Of Elon Musk continues to entertain. Less "first person on Mars!", more "first man to buy a thing and have it fuck around and brainwash him" He's like the dude off Lawnmower Man after he's gone fuckin' nutbar.

Ummm…👇 The more you know…💫