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Malted milk penis

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Me before my second rodeo: “This ain’t my first rodeo”

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Say what you want about our education system, but I’ll never forget: In case of fire, Stop, Drop, Roll, and sometimes Y

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Poopy René Descartes be like “I stink, therefore I am.” Haha! Just kidding guys, I like to have fun sometimes, you can’t take me too seriously.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

I was with you at first when you decided to quote. But now you want to unquote? Stop being greedy.

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone complains about Disney being too woke nowadays, as if they didn’t have a hyena T4T lesbian polycule in 1994

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

#letterboxd #filmsky Please recommend me some good queer movies My favs: Brokeback Mountain All of Us Strangers My Old Ass Nimona Tick, Tick… BOOM! I Saw the TV Glow

submitted 183 days ago • 1 comment

If anyone gaf (This is just from my very recent project to move my music to plex so I don’t have a great recap this year)

submitted 190 days ago • 0 comments

I thought people were kidding when they were talking about jeans for sitting. I just assumed that was sattire.

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Joyrides? Like… the one from Inside Out? I mean, congrats to her and all, but I don’t personally want to see it.

submitted 270 days ago • 0 comments

A confused, but well meaning alcoholic feminist: I mean yeah, I’d choose the beer too.

submitted 270 days ago • 0 comments

Had a nightmare there was a movie called the fifth sense and it was just Bruce Willis sniffing everything for 104 minutes.

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“It has come to my attention” - Someone talking about their partner who uses neopronouns and has a praise kink

submitted 307 days ago • 0 comments

Poppycock? Like… the one from Trolls? I mean, congrats to her and all, but I don’t personally want to see it.

submitted 307 days ago • 0 comments

Whoever invented the word ‘hogwash’ ATE! They ATE! It’s SUCH A GOOD WORD!!!

submitted 311 days ago • 0 comments

Y’all think ableism is new? Let me tell you about a guy named Cain.

submitted 315 days ago • 0 comments

Putting a dni list on my resume

submitted 329 days ago • 0 comments

Close and yes cigar

submitted 381 days ago • 0 comments

Bitches be like “Arrrgh! Walk the plank!” Okay well actually, I didn’t think of a punchline yet 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

submitted 393 days ago • 0 comments

I could really use a good bludgeoning right now.

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Challengers Ending Explained: Tebnis

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feeling unsafe | patreon.com/lubchansky

submitted 404 days ago • 22 comments

I was okay with a little ado but this better not be going on much further

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Pussy so good it got me like, erm what the sigma

submitted 415 days ago • 0 comments

Despite consistent support and rising with rapport in my company, I still find myself constantly apologizing for taking up space. Few people in recent years have made me feel like this is necessary, but passive healing trauma isn’t as conducive to improvement as active healing. I must grow to heal.

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Never trust someone who uses big words, they are almost always unscrupulous

submitted 425 days ago • 0 comments

That’s quite an ass toot observation

submitted 459 days ago • 0 comments

Me if having 2 pretty girlfriends was a job 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰

submitted 466 days ago • 0 comments

My friends will call me like “what’s up what are you doing?” And I’m just like “oh you the normal stuff just fartin and tootin”

submitted 469 days ago • 0 comments

Roof is just house hair

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These edibles are just not hitting, damn

submitted 479 days ago • 0 comments

Oh, you’re on the ground floor? Well I’m on the roof ceiling. See how you fucking sound? Bitch.

submitted 497 days ago • 0 comments

Sloppy in the Applebees bathroom >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (giving or getting)

submitted 512 days ago • 0 comments

Whoever made up the word “succumb” should never have been allowed to have that much power

submitted 513 days ago • 0 comments

If I don’t fucking find out what that fucking grandma from merge mansion is up too soon I’m gonna fucking lose it

submitted 515 days ago • 0 comments