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danshattuck.bsky.social
TV writer, whisky enthusiast, Cubs season ticket holder
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I am 100% confident that the opening credits for Your Friends & Neighbors holds the record for most names with a double letter.

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The 8th inning in this ARI @ CHC game has to be historic in some way. Most combined runs in an inning with two lead changes?

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I hate his personality and the way he communicates and how he divides the country, but whatever, he’s good on the economy.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

If you think a bully can accomplish more than a leader, you haven’t been paying attention since middle school.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

of all the things i don't understand, Pete Davidson is the one i don't understand the most

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

If you fancy yourself a "free thinker" and you find yourself suddenly, for the first time in your life, very anti-Canadian... you need to take a hard look in the mirror.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

most of my goals are own goals

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

How long can bangs be before they cease being bangs?

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

I do not believe there was an earthquake. Liars.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Got a new car and I’m suddenly very bad at remembering my belongings. My phone, my keys, my wallet — regularly forgotten in the car. I don’t remember this with new cars in the past, or with rental cars, but with this car my forgetfulness is profound. Anyone ever have that experience?

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

The internet has never wanted me to buy something the way it wants me to buy a heavy weight t shirt.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Seems like a really good time to do big crimes

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Is Severance good or merely interesting?

submitted 77 days ago • 2 comments

The Lifetimes Tour. It’s honestly just pathetic.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine how much you have to hate America to think literally our worst person should be king.

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This Haaretz piece of IDF soldiers’ confessions of human rights violations absolutely wrecked me www.haaretz.com/opinion/2024...

submitted 126 days ago • 63 comments

The thing that really gets my goat when the puppy pisses on the carpet is how unrepentant she is.

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yeah sure me too www.mlbtraderumors.com/2024/11/ty-f...

submitted 151 days ago • 0 comments

Bike people look really quite silly when they’re off the bike.

submitted 547 days ago • 0 comments

My 6 yr old is screaming mad, swears she listened quietly to 45 minutes of a baseball statistics podcast and did *not* fall asleep in the backseat.

submitted 549 days ago • 0 comments

Turns out “cancel culture” is anytime someone voices displeasure with something you said or did. And it’s *checks notes* very bad.

submitted 614 days ago • 0 comments

I would never, ever have guessed this.

submitted 670 days ago • 0 comments

If every liquor and beer company took on a trans spokesperson, would it effectively wipe out alcoholism in red states?

submitted 672 days ago • 0 comments

What stage of capitalism is it when everything is made out of cake?

submitted 679 days ago • 0 comments

It’s hard to throw chewed gum

submitted 682 days ago • 0 comments

I think it should be called marginally less unhappy hour.

submitted 693 days ago • 0 comments

I wish more things felt like a pancake.

submitted 694 days ago • 0 comments

I’m very humble when I’m alone.

submitted 694 days ago • 0 comments

I TOLERATE ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE (who does not engage in violence with their words or actions)

submitted 697 days ago • 0 comments

Watching EDLC and CES try desperately to draw walks every day, the product of some absolute galaxy brain shit. #Reds

submitted 699 days ago • 0 comments

How about an AI that fires off a catastrophic volley of intentionally cruel messages at abusive trolls? Fire with fire.

submitted 707 days ago • 0 comments

I’m begging you, please stop saying nothing burger.

submitted 711 days ago • 0 comments

“I’m shadow banned!” he shouts boringly.

submitted 718 days ago • 0 comments

Sure, but WHICH museum?

submitted 718 days ago • 0 comments

HBO should take whatever money they earmarked for GoT spin-offs and instead call a do over on the final season.

submitted 719 days ago • 0 comments