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danwootton.bsky.social
NOT Martin Branning. (Parody)
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For once, Sir Keir Starmer is 100% correct. Thumbing his nose at the EU's constant attempts to "repair relations" is the only way forward. Let's not forget that Labour's most successful Prime Minister to date owes his entire legacy to playing lapdog to a cookie American President...

submitted 28 days ago • 3 comments

It’s pretty worrying when mainstream commentators enter the conspiracy space. I mean, ‘fake pregnancies’?! What’s next, @danwootton.bsky.social? Meghan had an affair with JFK & RFK, then shot Jack Ruby from a grassy knoll while faking the moon landing? The world is full of dreck. Don’t add to it.

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

Mister Trump has just shared with me the architectural drawings for his planned, new, 30,000 bed "migrant hotel" facility in Guantanamo Bay. The British Government, indeed the world, could learn a lot here...

submitted 33 days ago • 4 comments

@nigelfarage.bsky.social Are you going to start a riot about his sentence?

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

Every April, these British Isles are invaded by hundreds of thousands of undocumented migrants from Europe and West Africa. They come here for the sole purpose of having babies and engage in the illegal fishing of our waters. www.bbc.com/news/article...

submitted 43 days ago • 15 comments

Throwback to when we used to play "Hitler Youth" at Dulwich College... Fun times!

submitted 54 days ago • 7 comments

Just heard the sad news... RIP Jimmy Carr. 🥺

submitted 64 days ago • 8 comments

Immigrants are the backbone of America. They are what made this country great and we will need many more of them if we are to make it great again.

submitted 65 days ago • 6 comments

@danwootton.bsky.social

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Another £27 BILLION saved, thanks to Brexit! Is there any space left in the piggy bank? bsky.app/profile/the-...

submitted 66 days ago • 1 comment

Ho! Ho! Ho! 🎄DONATE NOW!🎄 ...and I'll let him go. Unharmed. www.justtaking.com/DonateToNigel

submitted 68 days ago • 4 comments

Another day, another EV bursts uncontrollably into flames. 🙄 The environmental lobby have completely normalised these death devices. Why does Sir Keir of Starmer refuse to take action and ban these things? www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c4...

submitted 77 days ago • 8 comments

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submitted 86 days ago • 3 comments

Pronouns: Apache Attack Helicopter Height: 6'2⅞" Shoe: Faux leather Union Jack print Zodiac: Pises Smoke: Superkings Tattoos: 0 Piercings: 1 Fave drink: Milkshake

submitted 89 days ago • 6 comments

If I understand correctly, another way of saying this is that 76% of people in the UK are rich. Sounds pretty good when you put it like that!

submitted 90 days ago • 2 comments

I fail to see the issue here. Why the hell do we insist on importing all these foreign Christmas traditions anyway? The Britain I love does not eat turkey or mince pies on Christmas! We eat goose and little sweet pies made out of raisins and stuff all mashed up. Delicious!

submitted 91 days ago • 5 comments

Remind me again what else the NHS need from us in order to just do their jobs? #ungrateful

submitted 92 days ago • 5 comments

🇬🇧 24 HOURS TO SAVE BRITAIN 🇬🇧 Sign the petition NOW and enter your credit card details to remove 2-Tier Keir from Office. BUT HURRY! YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU. www.justgiving.com/donatetonige

submitted 96 days ago • 4 comments

⚠️ CITIZENS OF CLAPTON ⚠️ The security services have finally seen fit to allow you to meet me. My surgery is now OPEN! ✅️ [Opening hours: Wed 15:00-15:30]

submitted 101 days ago • 8 comments

That's it! The woke have gone too far this time... How exactly am I supposed to make my manger scene stained glass window decoration with these? For years that has been me mam's favourite thing about Christmas and these Godless ghouls have ruined it! It's a Christmas WAR!

submitted 435 days ago • 10 comments

See? How can I be a "racist"? Or doesn't that fit their narrative?

submitted 445 days ago • 3 comments

I've been doing some research into Rwanda and sorry, but I don't see the problem. Rwanda is the most technically advanced nation on Earth. Birnin Zana, the largest smart-city sounds like heaven - hanging gardens, mag-lev trains, free shuttle buses. Honestly. Sign me up to this veritable paradise!

submitted 446 days ago • 4 comments