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Babe you’re like the cocaine for my executives (they’re still dysfunctional but now in an energetic way)

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Barbasol is very good for removing contamination from my skin. However, it is also very good at giving me mild chemical burns

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With a corrupt businessman president and a corrupt businessman vizier, the time has come. We must summon The Prodigy to shut ‘em down (shut’em down, shut’emshut’em down)

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If you’re looking for alternative ways to store money instead of gold or banks, get a used Honda shadow from the 00s. Those things are perpetually between twelve hundred and two thousand dollars

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This is your polite reminder that reliant K existed at one point and were pretty decent.

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Alt rock radio is apparently just millennial classic rock.

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We need to bring back casual wear marching band jackets. I crave decorative embroidery and sweet epaulets.

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I’ve been listening to Bloomberg radio on my commute the past few days and my goodness I’m glad I’m not a businessperson

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Man I’m gonna be real with y’all, I think I could probably find fulfillment in a cult for at least a while.

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Good thing they banned TikTok to keep all those dangerous cat videos away from the kids. Everyone knows kitty meows lead to chairman mao

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With the rising popularity of Nicotine pouches consumers want to know when they’ll be able to purchase Lawry’s Seasoned Nic Salt.

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Ended up pulling an all-nighter due to my apartment building’s fire suppression system screaming all night and uh, this is terrible.

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I like to put mayo on my egg sandwiches cause it feels like a blasphemy.

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Saw a coworker removing the crimped portion of their uncrustable and like, damn, that’s dedication to texture purity.

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That G-B7-Em chord progression in desperado hits just right guys.

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Turns out that showtunes style Bollywood music makes for phenomenal driving music when traversing unplowed roads in the morning.

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Man what sorta depression am I supposed to have when it’s sixty in December?

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Having media literacy skills these days feels like being the archaeologist consulted in an Eldritch novel. Useful skills leading to revelations that leave you outside of society.

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Seems pretty unfair that chronic fatigue is a symptom of depression. How am I supposed to improve my day to day when all I wanna do is nap?

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“I look in the mirror/I wanna change my clothes, my hair, my face” Springsteen confirmed dysphoric icon

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Tons of Luigi memes about Luigi Mangione but not a lot of Mangione content. Which is a bummer cause there’s gotta be some good euphonium/ euthanize’em jokes to be made.

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Hey man im not saying FEX trading is fancy gambling but they sure advertise it like sports betting.

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Welp looks like it’s time for the annual tradition of getting real sad due to lack of sunlight and spending an excessive amount of time reading Worm fanfictions.

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The muskers’ habit of banning anyone mean to him on the platform he bought makes a lot of sense now that he’s making his in house chatbot compliment him.

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You can just use a tv as a second monitor. They can’t stop you

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Animal crackers? In my soup? It’s more likely than you think

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The surveillance state sure is scary huh? Why don’t we all talk about ways to bypass it on social media?

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There sure are a lot of peeps wandering around with politically motivated head-canons that they treat as reality

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My new favorite genre of YouTube video can be described as “long form exposes of people cheating at obscure video games” like hell yeah show me an hour plus worth of evidence that someone cheated at nation states

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I like to think that Moon Bandits and Stick and Poke are friends who help each other building community

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So I have an elaborate death game dream and wake up four hours later properly spooked. Calm myself down and go back to sleep and have a continuation of the exact same dream?? I feel cheated.

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Your thirties are great. You get to learn all sorts of new muscle groups trying to describe exactly what is aching

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Truly copper pans are the ideal cookware. I put in an egg, I get exactly one eggs worth out.

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Quitting smoking is super easy, you just need to -focus your willpower -tell your friends so they hold you accountable -make posts about it -start vaping/dipping/using pouches

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All these articles about male loneliness and yet women’s standards are lower than ever? Have a few pleasant conversations about their interests without being creepy and you did it.

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I’m watching frost melt off my windshield from using the defroster. It’s real satisfying and I can’t help but think: ‘Damn, I bet this is what society feels like for affluent straight white dudes’

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Wintergreen is such an ideal flavor and yet only nicotine products seem to use it.

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Gotta be rough being a mole furry, pay a bunch of money to commission a rear view shot of your character and end up with pictures of jars

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Ear buds are cool inventions but totally ruin my ability to pretend I don’t produce ear wax

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If you want to destroy my sweater, please don’t my mom made it for me (she made it for me-e-e)

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modern english voice The Future’s reduced in price synth noises

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Shouts out to The Reanimated, who wrote their own theme song roughly twenty years ago. I heard it maybe three times and yet it still pops up in my head from time to time

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Back patch that reads “media literacy is cool”

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Chatbot programming is just cyber-tulpa development

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People talk a lot of shit about the FDA, but it is pretty cool that I don’t have to worry about formaldehyde in my canned meats.

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Help my coworker said ‘Elon sure is a smart fucker’ and is friends with my bosses boss

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If yall were curious, London Calling is still a solid album to listen to whilst going about your day.

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Slightly uncomfortable with how well the Discordian “Truth is dependent upon our filters of reality” describes the American political landscape post social media

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Album of electronic covers of The The, call that: Crypt-oul Mining

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At this point, the best way to defeat podcasts is via recursion. Grab some friends and go on mic to talk about podcasts. Then go on mic to review others’ reviews etc. Eventually we will be free.

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