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OED researcher. Professor, film and American Studies. Writer. I expect to die without seeing the Jets win the Super Bowl.
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I was working as a IT director for a law firm in Seattle in the 90s. Was called into a conference room & the lawyer said “can you help me” as he was trying to connect a video conference tv with a client in Tahiti. Once I got the video conf set up, the image appeared. Marlon Brando said “Hello.”

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Walked into an elevator with my kids. Tom Hanks was in it. “Hello, Tom Hanks.” My kids looking at me like I’m INSANE - why are you talking to a stranger? How do you know his name? TOM HANKS: Close your eyes. (Reluctantly, they do) He goes into full Woody voice. “Andy’s coming!” Smiles. [FIN]

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Well, well, well

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It’s a preview of Stephen A.’s presidential campaign. “Staten Island, things of that nature.”

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i'll never fanboy this psycho, but seeing a politician stick it to a christian nationalist like Johnson is refreshing

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It takes one of your colleagues to get cuffed for you to talk about something other than “pocketbook issues,” and you’re still very bad at it. Why did you vote to confirm so many of them, including Noem?

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FUCK ‘EM UP, UNC

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lol

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Even by Cillizza’s gutter standards, this is breathtaking.

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Reminded once again today that Merrick Garland can go fuck himself.

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BITCH DO SOMETHING BESIDES JUST ASKING QUESTIONS We don’t need answers. We need action.

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Yes. Though instead they’re going full Susan Collins, expressing grave concerns.

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If Schumer and Jeffries still think now is not the time, it will never be the time.

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CBO also said Magellan could not circumnavigate the world, and that heliocentrism is a lie

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“The thinking person’s Josh Barro” is a hell of an aspiration

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don't toy with my emotions this way, i am feeling very vulnerable right now

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"pro-vaccine groups" NYT editors are the fucking enemy

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