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danziger.bsky.social
OED researcher. Professor, film and American Studies. Writer. I expect to die without seeing the Jets win the Super Bowl.
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this was my favorite sign from today

submitted 1 hour ago • 14 comments

They've never seen such big, beautiful crowds, many people are saying this

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NYC

submitted 1 hour ago • 8 comments

Live your life so millions of your fellow citizens don't take to the streets to tell you to go fuck yourself on your birthday.

submitted 1 hour ago • 9 comments

You know what's a nightmare? Tomorrow I have to Venmo all of these protesters for George Soros

submitted 3 hours ago • 17 comments

Bottle necked marchers on 40th street merging into 5th Ave break out chanting with fervor: fuck Andrew Cuomo

submitted 3 hours ago • 11 comments

Just some real strong Nancy Mace driveway vibes here

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

Thinking a lot about the career aspirations of Jake Tapper’s son.

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

@governorwalz.mn.gov: "The road to authoritarianism is littered with people telling you you're overreacting."

submitted 1 day ago • 55 comments

If there’s one thing kids love, it’s the crypto

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

Jesus. The juxtaposition of these two posts back to back is just...

submitted 7 hours ago • 444 comments

There are so many things to be angry and scared about right now and I’m looking forward to screaming about it in the rain with thousands of others.

submitted 6 hours ago • 2 comments

wracking my brains to think of someone who would have had access to a police uniform, a police-issue plate carrier, and a police car

submitted 7 hours ago • 85 comments

Or, you know, you could STFU and do some reporting. “This must be considered.” What the fuck, man? Join us next time, when we explain why 2028 will see a brokered convention!

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

Aces, kings, things of that nature

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

It is unseemly, how much I dislike the Indiana Pacers.

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

There are no kings in America except Abe Froman, the Sausage King of Chicago. See some of you out and about around town this weekend.

submitted 23 hours ago • 28 comments

What, and I stress, the fuck

submitted 21 hours ago • 8 comments

2 BAD 2 BLOOD

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Shall we all go out walking tomorrow, do you think?

submitted 1 day ago • 37 comments

I was working as a IT director for a law firm in Seattle in the 90s. Was called into a conference room & the lawyer said “can you help me” as he was trying to connect a video conference tv with a client in Tahiti. Once I got the video conf set up, the image appeared. Marlon Brando said “Hello.”

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Walked into an elevator with my kids. Tom Hanks was in it. “Hello, Tom Hanks.” My kids looking at me like I’m INSANE - why are you talking to a stranger? How do you know his name? TOM HANKS: Close your eyes. (Reluctantly, they do) He goes into full Woody voice. “Andy’s coming!” Smiles. [FIN]

submitted 1 day ago • 66 comments

Well, well, well

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It’s a preview of Stephen A.’s presidential campaign. “Staten Island, things of that nature.”

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i'll never fanboy this psycho, but seeing a politician stick it to a christian nationalist like Johnson is refreshing

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