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I'm lobotomizing my oomfs consensually

i hope when i wake up one of them is dead.

So went and got my switch 2 today bundled with the new mario kart game, and this is legitimately the BEST mario kart in the series hands down. The new tricking options adds a whole new layer of style and skill to the tracks, making moments like me tricking between a train and wall to get 1st place >

PRIDE MONTH DOUBLE RAINBOW IN CHICAGO HOLY SHIT

this makes me happy. outside the house of seven gables in salem

For those in the know.

Deltarune............................................................ tomorrow!

Jonathan Joss--voice actor of John Redcorn from King of the Hill, and Ken Hotate from Parks and Rec--was killed in a homophobic hate crime today. I'm so angry.

happy gay month everyone! and remember:

Post a random photo otherwise everything goes wrong in June

Meanwhile, trans solidarity protests:

EXCUSE ME WHAT DO YOU MEAN WORTHIKIDS RELEASED A NEW BIGTOP BURGER DIRECTLY ON THE START OF PRIDE????

*watches the clock tick over to midnight, signaling that it is June 1st. Somewhere, a church bell tolls* Ah, finally...now, I can tap into the 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘦 power of "Pride" *clenches and unclenches hand to reveal my bisexual, trans fireball, and cackles menacingly* *a choral of Hot To Go begins to swell*

It's been tiring but we're still here, happy pride yall #sonicthehedgehog

I'm super excited for Deltarune in a week but I just know that the literal nanosecond 3+4 comes out, the entirety of the internet is going to become like a nuclear exclusion zone of spoilers. Some MFer's gonna upload every secret boss theme w/ their sprites as the thumbnails and get exploded

Doomed Necromancer Yuri where two necromancer girls just keep bringing the other back to life getting more and more decrepit until they are naught but skeletons

I need to try girlcum not for any sexual reason, but because everyone keeps saying that Pepsi Nitro Vanilla tastes like it and now I'm really damn curious as to the validity of that statement

Pat pissed his pants lol

YOOOOO YA GIRL JUST UPGRADED HER ESTRADIOL DOSAGE

🦀ANOTHER🦀CEO🦀DOWN🦀

oh my god another ceo was killed 🌸🤯🌸

Don't buy Oblivion Don't buy Doom: The Dark Ages Cancel your gamepass subscription Do not give Microsoft another red cent that they don't pry from your dead fists

Good morning !