dappyhayes.bsky.social
Historian; author; 鹿哥; sleuth; recovering Tauren; Malcolm Young-At-Heart; whipperginnie (hon.); ne'er-do-well; pro-death; eater of potatoes. Will teach social studies for food.
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Didn't use it to sell his Bible.
Definitely not him and someone just got fired.
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Meanwhile, in America:
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Villains in smouldering children's books.
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But the Governors mansion!
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Garlic and butter?
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Other totalitarian states would have at least retired him for incompetence.
Fascist better, America.
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"I don't think that Americans understand that America always had a formalized...etc."
Fixed it.
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Did she steal one of Ming's Guard's uniforms?
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President Bukelele...buccafucco...bummerkatch....butterfuckit!
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Where's that man's CBE?
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There was dialogue? I couldn't hear it over the sound of the director fapping the fluid out of his knees.
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Did someone tell him about America?
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We should only target people in Gaza.
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Tens of thousands, you Nazi monsters.
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Not to mention a chance to pay teachers one third of their usual salary but with no unions allowed!
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President Buk...Buk...
Oh fuck it.
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Your friend, America.
Your bestest friend forever. We got it.
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She didn't die of natural causes: like drowning in a Buick.
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"But it *might* be our only chance to see Louis CK live..."
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Like, sought for a position?
That would track for NYPD.
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Neither of them had read either.
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Nah, it's just Passover.
One day a year where you might get killed.
Could be worse, could be every day! Like it is fo Palestinian civilians.
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Oooh. Oooh! Twenty bucks says they cheat, do it anyway and then America's brave patriots do nothing and reach for their phones...
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These guys and a set of baseball bats. Leave the back door of the White House open.
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Nobody will go to jail.
No billionaire will lose a dime.
Lawyers will make a fortune.
Nothing will be learned.
Nothing will change.
This is a pageant to placate the poor.
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That was Ted Kennedy's defense too.
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Put baby *in* washing machine for a full sleep cycle.
And presto! No bath time too!
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Someone's Daddy loved a little bit *too* much.
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You hear the number, "one million" and think there's a plan?
It's to generate headlines.
Fucking duh. Suckers.
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Danielle Sukenik is one letter away from being a great porn name.
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"We gave the cops MORE money!"
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If Ken Paxton could get hard, he'd be furiously masturbating to this.
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Was the UK booth just Nigel Farage selling moody Dad's Army DVDs?
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I'll have the cream of Sum Yung Gai?
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