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Scum.

it must feel so good to get captured as a spy and you can finally stop speaking perfect english and return to your native broken, heavily accented english

someone should really do a version of the Spectator or the New Statesmen for a broadly centre left audience

Somebody needs to convince him that nothing would better project the appearance of American power than converting AF1 to a tiltrotor

Looks like the Kitchen Garden Cafe has been liquidated. "If you wait by the river long enough..."

the economy [everyone gets mad at me] sorry. i meant to say lovefool by the cardigans

in which, I diagnose the real problem of British building - it's not NIMBYs, it's NOMFUPs open.substack.com/pub/backofmi...

There are 650 MPs so a "caucus" of 4 is less than 1%. That this should garner such flattering coverage is less a reflection of intellectual vibrancy than the New Statesman's desperation to find any sign of intellectual life at all in the PLP.

C'mon man. You're making it too easy. I'm not falling for that

The this machine kills fascists sticker has quietly disappeared from Howard sterns sybian

I hate it when I meet terrorists and they are not the institution I thought they were

it is so hard not to say "well well well, if it isn't the blowjob brothers" to my sons, i just called them "the banana brothers" i've called them "the bubble-bath brothers" i wish i never read that tweet

If I were a milkman (and I'm not- yet) I would be consumed with thoughts about adultery. Not saying I'd want to do it, just an occupational hazard of the industry

You know how whenever something insanely nasty happens to someone lawmakers propose a (shitty, stupid) law named after them? Praying that this is the year of "Wes' Law"🙏

Coming down from the adrenaline rush but I now know that I will be ready to behead s dog with a meat cleaver if need be

Slowly but surely the meaning of the word "folks" is shifting towards "disregard every word that follows"

Didn't plan it but cleaning the toilet while listening to 3 6 Mafia's Tear the club up & feeling incredibly powerful. I'm cleaning the toilet up energetically, defiantly

You know how whenever something insanely nasty happens to someone lawmakers propose a (shitty, stupid) law named after them? Praying that this is the year of "Wes' Law"🙏

I mean, I don’t like lying politicians either, but the idea the justice system could investigate & convict them for fibbing is the purest fantasy politics - the idea that some authority figure in a wig will swoop down & bang a gavel and it’ll all be ok, and maybe Brexit will be stopped or something

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Settler militias attack the two villages of Al-Fundaq, Jinsafut E of Qalqiliya burning vehicles, houses, and businesses.

Plucked up the courage to tell the Shadow Person looming in my peripheral vision to "back off"

"The fundamental problem of this government, like the New Labour administrations before it, is not that it doesn't understand technology but that it doesn't understand the UK economy." More ...

There is a poster for the Star Trek Section 31 movie on a bus stop in my neighborhood. Every time I walk by it, I feel vaguely like I should apologize to someone. The only question about this bizarre, self-indulgent project is whether it will be even worse than Into Darkness.

In 1966 and 1967, Ann Neumann’s father worked for U.S. intelligence at a listening station in Eritrea. She recently dropped by a reunion of those who had once worked on the base to learn how former spies and spooks saw their role in the U.S. empire.

Amazing things happening on the other site

You know you're dealing with one smart fella when his diagnosis of UK politics in 2025 begins "First off, Jeremy Corbyn...

This probably doesn't reflect well on me but one of the things I really miss from old twitter was it giving space for organic, lunch pail cranks to share their messages. Now it's all flattened into the same LessWrong inflected or Q-style conspiracies

Upsettingly smooth Giamatti in the Starfleet Academy promo pics

Just so absolutely grateful to the optics left who treated stuff like this as good faith arguments and helped legitimise it.

please god no more elonia. no more muskrat. no more The Bad Place just grow the fuck up. the one funny nickname was when someone called shaun king talcum x, leave everything else in 2024.

Sometimes the way things are going I think it's the 19th of Brumaire 🤣

One of the main problems with 'the People's lemsip' as currently formulated is that I'm still awake and still snotting all over the place

[Shivering and feverish in a cracking voice] Buda's Wagon Wednesday. Please. It's a reference. People like references. You don't even need to have read the book. I'm trying