it is so hard not to say "well well well, if it isn't the blowjob brothers" to my sons, i just called them "the banana brothers" i've called them "the bubble-bath brothers" i wish i never read that tweet
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“beer pong brothers” is excellent because it has the same rhythm, it keeps a plosive on the second syllable, and it’s still slightly risqué so it’s still funny. these guys clearly cannot drink beer. they don’t even have enough motor control for beer pong! very silly!!!
I have to stop myself from saying it whenever I see two people together, my wife and son, my parents, my sisters, teachers and their TAs, restaurant workers, cops, one human and one dog, a dog and a cat, two dogs, pairs of crows, it’s a damn good thing I don’t leave the house much or I’d be dead
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god I feel your pain on the "wildly inappropriate but stuck in there forever" phrasing lol