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darkfader13.bsky.social
Anime binger 🍥 | Gamer 🎮 | Metalhead 🤘 | Martial artist 🥋| The One Piece is real 🫵🏾
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When I was young my mom was so strict I told people she said "no" I never actually asked

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I’m liable to send whatever is on my mind… especially if I think you fine & we’ve built the rapport.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

i still think about this

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

about three hundred years ago, people started saying "when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer," or some variation on that theme. we don't know who said it originally or why they said it, since it isn't true.

submitted 11 days ago • 27 comments

someone at 23andMe should mix all the dna together and see if anyrhing cool happens

submitted 13 days ago • 5 comments

Modern technology is awful.

submitted 15 days ago • 159 comments

In principle pantheon is about uploaded intelligence, at heart it's about kickass anime fight sequence

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I need a grade school length vacation. I need the kind of long "find yourself" vacations rich people, Australians, and Europeans go on.

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

If Blacksky existed in 1898

submitted 22 days ago • 5 comments

“America is deeply unprofitable” it’s a country not a B2B startup you fucking dweeb

submitted 24 days ago • 530 comments

Is it me or is everything suddenly “cooked”? We’re cooked - he’s cooked - they’re cooked. I suppose that does mean that if the world ends it will at least be tasty.

submitted 25 days ago • 93 comments

“do i really love post punk or am i just kinda sad today”

submitted 26 days ago • 11 comments

Jamaican spot out of curry goat. He says I can have King fish. I said I didn't ask for Kingfish. So now I'm having kingfish.

submitted 26 days ago • 4 comments

cannot believe I didn’t win the lottery AGAIN gettin real tired of this whole ‘having a job’ malarkey

submitted 27 days ago • 4 comments

hey i'm always kidding unless your down

submitted 28 days ago • 7 comments

Elon Musk Begins Cabinet Meeting By Putting Index Finger Through Fly Of Pants

submitted 33 days ago • 140 comments

Someone asked me what to do with leftover bacon. I have never heard of that kind of bacon. Is it new?

submitted 41 days ago • 139 comments

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can kendrick diss drake again im bored as hell now

submitted 42 days ago • 19 comments

sometimes I wish the 2000s phase of emo never left. i would've gone so hard with that

submitted 43 days ago • 5 comments

Happy Birthday to this legend 🎂😂

submitted 43 days ago • 8 comments

Okay but why tf did they buff iron fist

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

It's not a great DJ name, if I'm being honest.

submitted 49 days ago • 14 comments

My life would noticeably improve with $5000

submitted 50 days ago • 30 comments

Kendrick Lamar Awarded Nobel Beef Prize theonion.com/kendric...

submitted 51 days ago • 78 comments

Man With Fogged-Up Glasses Forced To Finish Soup Using Other Senses theonion.com/man-with-fog...

submitted 54 days ago • 43 comments

I can’t unsee Samuel L. Jackson as Uncle Sam, it’s forever cemented in my mind. He was brilliant.

submitted 54 days ago • 327 comments

Damn with a smile on his face Kendrick is something else

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Artist Profile: Kendrick Lamar theonion.com/artist-...

submitted 58 days ago • 23 comments

Reminder to self never play ranked in the first week of this season, my games I actually going well now 😅

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Look, just because I hate everything and want it all to end doesn’t mean I hate everything and I want it all to end. Why is this so confusing for people

submitted 59 days ago • 16 comments

Waitress: what can I get ya? Me: I'll have the rum cake but with the rum on the side Waitress: so you want a glass of rum & a cupcake? Me: yes please

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

my ass, 30 hours into a jrpg “surely I’m almost done” my ass 45 hours into a jrpg “ok damn I guess I’m still not done”

submitted 61 days ago • 10 comments

My gut microbiome is 60% Cheeto dust, 30% everything bagel seasoning, and 10% pure spite.

submitted 66 days ago • 51 comments

“Don’t talk to me until after I’ve had a coffee” “But you don’t drink coffee?” “Exactly”

submitted 66 days ago • 75 comments

the world is dying but at least i have a computer that lies to me

submitted 68 days ago • 7 comments

It's weird how we always talk about the idea that "if you die in the game, you die in real life," but nobody has ever stopped to ask what happens if you die in real life.

submitted 71 days ago • 31 comments

You ever go back to a video game you played in your childhood and think “how did I beat this as a kid?”

submitted 71 days ago • 237 comments

blue sky? uh, yeah. i knew that already.

submitted 71 days ago • 63 comments

When the 4 Non Blondes said “And so I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath and I get real high and I scream from the top of my lungs WHAT’S GOIN ON?!” I really felt that.

submitted 72 days ago • 493 comments

Gawd, I hope I die before someone needs to take care of me. I'm going to be a pain in the ass.

submitted 77 days ago • 18 comments

Season rank reset is kicking my ass, back to back svps with no wins I'm trying 😭

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

EVERY FORUM POST: How do I do the thing I need to do? EVERY TOP REPLY: If I understand you correctly [doesn't], I have never needed to do that, so why would you want to?

submitted 82 days ago • 107 comments