darkfalz.bsky.social
Sports/Video game shitposter I guess
Love old tech and VGM
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Taking pictures of literally everything you ordered and posting it online like anyone actually gave a shit about your unbelievably average pick 3 for $10 Chilis plate
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"We have Orchid at home"
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Holy shit this is adorable
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Back when they at least tried to make it seem like their $10 bread and lettuce sandwiches weren't a complete ripoff
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Man 52 is way too early to go..
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Game was already over so he did what every fan of 31 other teams would have loved to do. Even if they ate a 15 yd unspo penalty it wouldn’t have mattered anyway because the Chiefs were cooked by the second quarter
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they should hang this in the Louvre
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Me around literally any carb
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I used to artificially manufacture interest in the game for years by collecting everything and now its just.. WoW is not good enough of a game for me to put that kind of time into anymore.
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They tried so hard with all these pizzas and they all basically tasted like overpriced trash aka most of what Pizza Hut already sells
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Let’s hope he just stays there
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Dude gave up by the third drive of the super bowl.
He's done for.
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That clip of Berman trying to talk to the guys and Saquon is just going to town on that piece of birthday cake to the point Jalen goes "dawg you good?" is so fucking funny. I'm so glad this dude got a ring.
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Cam Newton also played in the NFL for 11 years and had a winning record for only 3. He's as big a fucking loser as the team he got drafted to.
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Or he stays another year and does a Bobby Slowik and dashes literally any other chance he has to get a hc job in the future.
Plus until Loomis is fired and they’re out of their never ending cap hell what does it even matter who the coach is
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Not to mention until the Saints fire Mickey Loomis and get ahold of their utterly insane cap situation they're not going anywhere regardless of who the coach is
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Why would he care? He's still gonna get paid by them even if they fire him and if he stayed as an OC and had a year like Slowik did that would kill his future HC opportunities.
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The Mahjong Fantasia games have banger soundtracks too
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This is legit one of the funniest game cover arts in history right next to that DS Castlevania greatest hits box
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Imagine the refs shoving the Chiefs all the way to the Super Bowl for them to get completely embarrassed in the end
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I will continue to support the small studios who make games because they love to make games not because some C suite fuckhead decided they need another yacht so they ordered Assassins Creed 27
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I didn't feel guilty pirating shit in 2000 I sure as shit aren't gonna feel guilty about this hellscape of live service trash and "you don't actually own the games and we can take them away any time" now.
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I mean that tracks because after Amy Adams fired Ran Carthon but kept Callahan they showed how unserious they are about winning so why not dump the first pick because you're just gonna waste it anyway.
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Hersheys always trying to market itself like it isnt the most inferior attempt at chocolate in existence is always funny
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Bears fans celebrating right now like they won the super bowl
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Oh and I forgot to mention when they actually did manage to do an autopsy on her brother they found his organs were replaced with sawdust so they couldn't determine his actual cause of death. But that's something fine upstanding citizens do all the time right?
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Which is funny because McCaskey was a piece of shit. She had her brother murdered and disinherited her nieces and nephews so she could take full control of the franchise.
But yeah man that dude is obviously the bad guy not her.. fuck off lmao
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lmao dude knew from the jump he wasn't getting what he wanted from anyone else but still went through it anyway just to go back to the Mets in the end.
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Is anergy like.. the energy to be angry?
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And then there was Jolt which had like 78mg and just tasted like flat Coca Cola 🤢
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My 2000 summer break was nothing but this wonderful game. People who weren’t around at the time of its release I don’t think fully appreciate how groundbreaking this game was for the time
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that one GM doesn't actually watch the NBA then because Mike Evans has been pretty durable and there's a reason Charles Barkley called AD Anthony "Day to" Davis
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Eventually Dollar Tree is going to become Out of Business Tree
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They’re giving a main event mania match to the same dude who if the super kick was banned it would have been a 11 minute staring contest last year.
Fuck all the way off.