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darkhofstadter.bsky.social
60% romantic, 36% cynic, 4% microplastic. Air guitarist and skin flutist. Never received any of the “trickle down.” So it goes. He/him.
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As Chairman of the Bored, I motion to change the subject to something more interesting

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The next time I get a Dem fundraising email I’m donating at least 50 high fives

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2 fucking headlines right next to each other

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I hope I get the chance to cast my vote for this woman as President of the United States one day.

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coiling yourself in knots to act like you don't recognize a sieg heil gesture because you're worried about the blowback from the "terrorist fist-bump" people is some worm hall of fame shit

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The algorithm:

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The job market has never been better for shills, stooges, and toadies of all stripes. Linkedin absolutely buzzing if you're a sycophant, a flunky, or even an unctuous little worm

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“put it on his fucking gravestone”

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So it goes.

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“Your papers, please.”

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WRONG!!!

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Updated travel plans:

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I’d give almost anything to fight this asshole

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Something something liberal media

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We’ve been Suckerborg’d

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What’s the best toothpaste for anal cavities?

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This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life

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I get my cardio in each day by running from my problems

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People who write "yeah" as "yea" are so cool. I could never pull it off.

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I co-sign all of this except for the “I feel for the guy” part.

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Go Birds

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go birds

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Go Birds

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Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

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The clit is my favorite part of a sandwich

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Taylor feeling so bad for Travis she lets him sleep outside the crate

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Drake Super Bowl Party

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Never Forget

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